Oh, what a jolly rollercoaster! Bitcoin, that cheeky little coin, finally decided to flirt with the $90,000 mark again-only to run away giggling and hiding below $85,500, like a brat refusing a candy. Last Wednesday’s pump-and-dump dance was quite a show-fast upward booms, sudden falls, and lots of scratching heads.📉
Meanwhile, Ethereum, ever the stubborn fellow, sneered at the doubters and stormed back over the $3,000 line, making everyone wonder if it’s achieved some secret magic trick. BNB, that steady old champ, kept its chin above $860, looking as proud as a cat with a newly discovered fish. 🐟
BTC’s Exciting Teeter-Totter Ride
This past week was a chaotic carnival-Monday saw Bitcoin lose a few grand faster than you can say “moonshot,” plummeting from $90,000 to a miserly $85,500. But it bounced back on Wednesday with the grace of a prima ballerina, pausing just over $90,000 before quickly retreating again. Like a naughty puppy, it kept chasing its tail around the $85,500 mark. 🐕💨
Thursday brought surprises-happy US CPI numbers made Bitcoin jump, only to be slapped down at $89,500, followed by a dramatic plunge to $84,500, making investors clutch their coffee cups in despair. Luckily, the bulls, those stubborn little rascals, rallied and dragged it back to a cozy $88,000, where it lounged most of the week. By Monday, Bitcoin decided to run up again, inching close to that elusive $90,000 finish line. 🏁
Market cap? Nearly $1.8 trillion! Bitcoin’s crown is getting a bit heavier, now reigning with 57.5% dominance. Who said crypto can’t be dramatic? 📊
Ethereum’s Glorious Comeback! 💪
Last week, Ethereum took a nosedive to $2,800, giving everyone a little heart flutter. But like a hero in a fairy tale, it quickly snatched back $2,900-and today, it finally burst through the $3,000 gate with a grin that says, “I told you so.” 🥳
Binance Coin, feeling confident, floated above $860, while neighboring coins like SOL, TRX, DOGE, LINK, and ZEC eked out tiny victories. Meanwhile, HYPE shot up 4%, and NIGHT soared 13%, reaching a shiny $0.10, making everyone wonder if it’s secretly a dollar in disguise.
However, some poor souls-AAVE and CC-had a rough day, slumping 11% and 21% respectively, probably wishing they’d stayed in bed. The total crypto market? Up by $30 billion-someone’s got to keep the Bitcoin circus running! Total cap: a whopping $3.120 trillion. 💸
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