Bybit, that paragon of crypto prowess, shall bid adieu to Japan’s shores in 2026, lest it offend the island’s finicky regulators. 🤖💸 A gradual retreat, not a hasty exit-thus sparing users the agony of sudden loss, though not the sorrow of departure. 🧠💸 A consequence of Japan’s Financial Services Agency, ever vigilant, tightening its grip on foreign exchanges. 🛡️⚖️
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