Oh, you know, just another day in crypto paradise. The Hyper Foundation casually confirmed that a bunch of HYPE tokens got the 🔥 treatment. Validators voted, stakeholders held their breath, and now we’re all supposed to believe these tokens are gone forever. 🤨
Because apparently, someone decided blockchain accounting needed a little more drama. 🎭
- Those HYPE tokens chilling at the Assistance Fund address? They’re officially burned-no, they can’t come back. We promise. 🤞
- Validators had a vote: 85% said “burn it,” 7% said “nah,” and 8% were probably too busy Googling “how to burn tokens” to decide. 🧨
- Clarifying that these tokens are as inaccessible as my ex’s heart. No recovery, no comeback tour. Just… vibes. 🌌
The Hyper Foundation dropped a memo like, “Surprise! Those tokens you sent to the Assistance Fund? Yeah, they’re not coming back. Ever.” Bold move for a currency that’s basically digital confetti. 💸
Hyperliquid tokens sent to Assistance Fund? More like Hyper liquidated.
The vote was a thrilling stake-weighted rollercoaster: 85% voted “burn,” 7% voted “nope,” and 8% just shrugged like, “IDK, bro.” 🤷♀️
These tokens are now “permanently removed” from supply. Which is crypto-speak for “we lost the keys and we’re not looking.” 🔑❌
Earlier this month, the Foundation proposed this vote to “align on-chain reality with governance.” Translation: “Let’s pretend we’re organized.” 📚✨
The big takeaway? Transparency™️! Or as we call it in the biz: “Let’s vote on what we already did and hope no one notices the fine print.” 🗳️📜
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