The wretched creature of Bitcoin, that most capricious of beasts, slumbered in the murky depths of apathy this Tuesday 🕯️, even as the exodus from its gilded altars-the so-called “spot ETFs”-dared to slow its feverish pace for the first time since the Great Exodus of December 18th. Could this be the calm before the storm, or merely the gasp of a drowning man? 🤔
A dance of madness
Upon the daily chart, Bitcoin has woven a symmetrical triangle since November-a geometric ballet of indecision. Two converging trendlines, like lovers doomed to never meet, cradle the price in suspense. Breakout or breakdown? The crowd gasps! 🎭
A plunge below the lower trendline would invite the hordes of hell (or at least $82,175). A surge above? A carnival of gains! But today, BTC clings to the lower trendline like a drunkard to a lamppost-seeking support, or merely steadying itself for the next fall? 🍻
Momentum indicators, those fickle oracles, hover near neutrality. A “consolidation phase,” they murmur, while traders clutch pearls and whisper, “Where’s the catalyst? Where’s the spark?” Perhaps a Fed rate cut? A meme coin revolution? Or merely the sigh of a weary whale? 🐋
Mark your calendars: $86,000 stands as the last bastion before November’s abyss. Above, $91,500 looms-the Fibonacci retracement, a mystical threshold where hope and Fibonacci meet. Will it hold? Or shall we all become characters in Gogol’s next novel? 📖
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2025-12-30 15:51