Who Knew January Could Befall So Cruelly? 🎉💸

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Well, here we are: 2026. And to the surprise of no one, it’s started with cryptocurrency bear market rumors, straight from the delightful CoinMarketCap. I mean, who needs unconfirmed rumors when there’s fresh coffee in the morning? 🌄☕

XRP/USD

Darling XRP, you’ve lost your luster by dipping a measly 1% over the past 24 hours. It’s like watching a toddler climb down from the refrigerator with stoic determination-boring, but undeniably happening. 🧒

Oh, but in the hourly chart, you’re showing us all the bullish magnificence of a determined sloth on a downhill slide. If you manage to hang in there above $1.8558, the bourgeois climb up to $1.88 might just be yours. Goal achieved! 🦥📈

But let’s be real. On the broader time frames, you’re barely hanging onto your slats. You’re pretty far from the main levels’ dance floor, and I’m afraid this could be as thrilling as watching a kettle boil. The volume stays low, so I’d suggest trading sideways like a lazy Sunday afternoon-unless a twister decides to visit. 🌀

Meanwhile, the trend-wise folks aren’t seeing any chart-topping reversals. But if the weekly bar settles below the $1.80 safety net, prepare for a plummet to the $1.60 territory, proper elevator dropstyle 😱.

As I’m typing this, XRP’s holding court at $1.8580. I vow to check back later-post-lunch-just to see if it’s still there or has ghosted us entirely. 📉

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2026-01-01 18:14