Dogecoin’s Cousin Goes BRRR! 🚀

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Right. So, the Shiba Inu. That digital dog, yes? Apparently, it did a thing. A sharp thing, involving upwards momentum. It wobbled its way to a quite respectable $0.00000899 at one point, which, let’s be honest, is still mostly zeros, but comparatively speaking… well, it’s something. ✨

And apparently, the stars have aligned, or rather, some lines on a chart have crossed. A “golden cross,” they’re calling it. Which sounds suspiciously like something alchemists used to babble about while trying to turn lead into gold. Only this time, it involves numbers that mostly exist on the internet. The 50-thingy went above the 200-thingy. Very dramatic. 🙄

Then, naturally, it made nine green candles. Because that’s what things do when they’re having a really good couple of hours. It’s almost… festive.🕯️

And as if one golden cross wasn’t enough for a single cryptocurrency, it decided to have another one, this time on an hourly chart. Apparently, short-term things are also improving. Which is good. Presumably. If you’re into that sort of thing. This is all happening with “increasing volume,” which means more people are frantically clicking buttons. It’s a whole thing.

It seems this wasn’t a quiet little shuffle upwards, oh no. It drew attention. Like a brightly colored sock in a room full of beige furniture. 👀

Shiba Inu jumps 13%

As of this moment, when someone finally bothered to look, it’s up 13.48% to $0.000008932, and a whopping 22.09% for the week. Which, again, is mostly zeros, but still. Progress, of a sort. It started at a rather despondent $0.00000688 on January 1st, and has been mostly going up ever since, aside from a brief moment of sensible reflection on January 3rd. Don’t worry, it recovered.

Apparently, all “meme coins” (those assets mostly fueled by hope and internet whimsy) are having a bit of a moment, collectively worth over $45.3 billion. That’s… a lot of internet points. 💰

And get this: the bounce started right after everyone got really pessimistic. It’s always the way, isn’t it? You start doubting everything, and suddenly everything goes up. You have to wonder if the market is just messing with us now. 🤔

It’s now “above the daily MA 50” (currently at $0.000008, for the record). Which is the first time since October. There are also barriers at $0.000011 and $0.000013. The important bit is whether it will actually stay above $0.000008. Because if it doesn’t… well, let’s not dwell on that. The future remains uncertain. As usual. 🤷

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2026-01-04 19:21