The crypto market, that old barnacle on the hull of the global economy, clung to its moorings Tuesday as the U.S. dangled its latest inflation report like a fishing lure and traders leaned into the Supreme Court’s upcoming verdict on Trump’s tariff tango. The air crackled with the kind of tension that makes a farmer check his weather vane twice-once for the sky, once for the devil.
Bitcoin, that digital gold rush with a side of digital glitter, surged past $94,000, shrugging off its $90k skid like a wet dog shaking off rain. The rest of the crypto crew followed suit, their collective market cap bloating to $3.3 trillion, because nothing says “confidence” like a 3.6% uptick and a table full of numbers that make accountants weep into their coffee. 📊
| CRYPTOCURRENCY | 24-HR +/- | PRICE |
| Bitcoin | +3.3% | $94,426.74 |
| Ethereum (ETH) | +3.7% | $3,214.56 |
| Solana (SOL) | +3.1% | $144.09 |
| XRP (XRP) | +3.9% | $2.13 |
| Dogecoin (DOGE) | +5.6% | $0.1445 |
| Shiba Inu (SHIB) | +4.7% | $0.058794 |
SCOTUS to deliver ruling on Trump’s tariffs
The Supreme Court, that old marble-faced judge with a penchant for drama, is set to drop its verdict on Trump’s “reciprocal tariffs” Wednesday. Picture this: a courtroom full of lawyers arguing whether tariffs are a presidential power move or a constitutional klutz act. Meanwhile, Trump tweets like a madman, warning that a loss would “screw” America. Spoiler: he’s probably right, but let’s not spoil the show. 🎭
Crypto market reaction to the SCOTUS decision
If the court sides against Trump, the crypto market might do a happy dance-briefly. Lower tariffs mean companies might slash prices, inflation could take a nosedive, and the Fed might finally stop choking on interest rates. But here’s the catch: the government’s debt is a hungry bear cub, and killing the tariffs could leave it holding an empty jar. Trump, that legal jujitsu master, still has five moves left in his pocket (Section 232, 201, 301, etc.) to keep the tariff dream alive. It’s like a chess match where the pieces are made of Jell-O. 🤹♂️
In the end, the market will likely do what it always does-bounce, wobble, and then ask for directions. A short rally, a longer sigh, and a reminder that in crypto, the only thing more volatile than the price is the patience of its investors. 🚀
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2026-01-14 00:58