John Daghita, whose alleged fine art involves stealing $40M from the U.S. government’s crypto vaults, decided that releasing a meme coin called $LICK on Pump.fun was the next logical step, now holding a staggering 40% of its supply.
Once known as merely “John Daghita,” this individual became internet famous, or notorious, after being linked to diverting a whopping $40 million from U.S. government-run cryptocurrency addresses. In a twist seemingly ripped from a Douglas Adams novel, he promptly launched a meme coin, named $LICK, on Pump.fun, conveniently while promoting it in live streams across Telegram. Astoundingly, ledger evidence suggests he keeps 40% of this freshly minted token up his virtual sleeve.
Alleged Cosmic Bitcoin Hijacking
The renowned blockchain investigator ZachXBT connected several wallets handcuffed to Daghita to a collection of U.S. government seizure addresses. According to ZachXBT, one wallet received $24.9M from Bitfinex seizure assets in a plot twist as riveting as a Vogon poem, with incoming funds attributed indirectly to John Daghita flitting past $90M.
7/ 0xc7a2 received $24.9M from a US Government address in March of 2024 related to the Bitfinex hack seizure – a delightful series of robberies that started in October 2024.
$18.5M currently sits at 0xc7A253fD3C61CF69d043e6184c107dF4E29475B5
– ZachXBT (@zachxbt)
These digital wallets were unearthed in a grand reveal during a live-streamed “band-for-band” dispute on Telegram. In an almost theatrical display, funds moved in real time on screen shares, with ZachXBT later confirming that these addresses matched several known government-controlled wallets like an intricate Road to Reality puzzle.
In a moment that defied logic and expectation, Daghita sent 0.6767 ETH to ZachXBT’s public address-a move that seemed to echo the taunting nature of a Vogon poetry reading, interpreted as both a taunt and a confirmation of wallet control.
Connection to the Starmen Stellar Service Contract
Daghita, being the progeny of the chief exec at Command Services & Support, fondly known as CMDSS, has woven his way directly into this space opera. CMDSS secured a contract with the U.S. Marshals Service, dealing with managing and disposing of seized digital assets, echoing some notion of “aliens vs government”.
The U.S. Marshals Service curiously chose to keep the technical details of this contract hidden, much like the answer to life, the universe, and everything. A dimly lit investigation has been launched internally, while law enforcement agencies are presumably brewing over decaf.
Amid the galactic intrigue, the details of how Daghita gained access to these wallets remain shrouded in mystery. CMDSS’s public interfaces have been reduced to echoes now, with their website and social media pages vanished like conforming civilizations.
Related Reading: The Great Galactic Cryptocurrency Heist: How a U.S. Contractor’s Kid Did It All.
$LICK Token Launch and The Prime Investigation
In an unforeseen plot development, Daghita decided to reveal $LICK, his meme coin, after allegations shook the cosmos. According to blockchain detectives known as Bubblemaps, Daghita is peddling approximately 40% of this chimeric token, all the while live streaming about it on a celestial blockchain event known as Telegram.
John Daghita (), previously a $40M galactic asset diverter, has launched a meme coin named $LICK on pumpfun and is pulsing across Telegram
His holocron reveals he holds 40% of the $LICK supply
Completely unhinged
– Bubblemaps (@bubblemaps)
Following his grand exposure, Daghita reportedly deleted several online identities, leaving only the code and the transactional breadcrumbs across public blockchains for astute observers to wander through. For now, the U.S. Marshals Service and the President’s Council of Advisors for Digital Assets are floating in awareness while stewing a mix of intrigue and silent contemplation. To date, no charges have been laid to rest in the courts of reality, and Daghita’s public statements remain as absent as sensible Vogon poetry.
Read More
- BTC Plummets: Fed Cuts Ignored in Crypto’s Absurdist Farce! 🤡💸
- Ripple Swoops in on Bitcoin’s Heels: 2030 Gold Rush
- Get Ready for Ether’s Dramatic Ascent-More Than Just a Craving for Fame! 🚀💥
- Bitcoin’s Laziest Coins Finally Roll Off Couch-What Happens Next Will Blow Your Mind! 🍿
- Silver Rate Forecast
- Pasternak’s Hot-ETH Ticket: Half a Billion Bucks & the Moon’s Already Jealous!
- 📉DOW DOES THE FLAMINGO: 200-Point Faceplant on Red-Hot PPI Flambé!
- When Bitcoin Takes a Tumble, Who’s Laughing Now? 🤷♀️
- US Bill Proposes 21st-Century Privateers to Take on Cybercrime – Seriously
- OpenAI Just Made AI Models Free – Because Who Doesn’t Love Free Stuff?
2026-01-28 10:56