Mahe, Seychelles – 12 February, 2026 – In a move that smells faintly of desperation wrapped in a bow of generosity, BitMEX, the self-proclaimed fortress of crypto trading, has tossed a 70,000 USDT bone to the masses. This time, the lucky dogs are those willing to dance with Apple (AAPL), Tesla (TSLA), and other Equity Perps contracts on their platform.
From the stroke of noon on 12 February 2026 (UTC) to the last gasp of 11:59 PM on 12 March 2026 (UTC), the circus is in town. Anyone with a pulse and a penchant for risk can join the fray, though whether they’ll leave with more than they came with is anyone’s guess.
The spoils are divided into three neat piles, each with its own brand of hoop-jumping:
- Trade to Win: Fork over 100 USDT and churn $10,000 in Equity Perps volume, and you might-just might-snag up to 500 USDT. A small price to pay for the thrill of potential ruin.
- Spread the Word: Got a mouth and an X account? Yell about this campaign into the void and BitMEX will toss you 5 USDT in trading credits. Because nothing says “trust” like a paid endorsement from your uncle.
- Learn and Earn: Pass a quiz on Equity Perps and pocket 5 USDT. Because who doesn’t love a little trivia for their trouble?
To join this financial rodeo, newcomers must first prove they’re not just a figment of someone’s imagination by getting fully verified on BitMEX. Details and the fine print can be found in the usual places, along with more than you’ll ever want to know about Equity Perps on their blog.
About BitMEX
BitMEX, the granddaddy of crypto derivatives exchanges, has been peddling its wares to the crypto elite since the dawn of time. With low latency, deep liquidity, and a reliability that’s almost suspicious, they’ve managed to keep the lights on and the hackers at bay.
Miraculously, not a single cryptocurrency has been pilfered from their vaults, a feat they’re quick to remind you of. Trade with confidence, they say, as if anyone in crypto ever sleeps soundly.
They were also among the first to wave around their Proof of Reserves and Proof of Liabilities like a badge of honor, publishing the data twice a week to assure everyone that your funds are safe and sound. Or at least, that’s what they want you to believe.
For more of this riveting content, visit the BitMEX Blog or www.bitmex.com. If you’re feeling social, they’re on Discord, Telegram, and Twitter. And if you’ve got a bone to pick, press@bitmex.com is waiting.
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