Prominent cryptocurrency trader Willy Woo, a man who probably owns a hat collection rivaling the Queen of England’s, has scurried onto X to pontificate on the age-old rivalry between gold and Bitcoin. With the dramatic flair of a circus ringmaster, he declared his undying allegiance to Bitcoin, insisting it’s the superior treasure chest. But here’s the kicker: he reckons BTC won’t dethrone gold as “the new gold” for another 15 to 20 years. Imagine waiting that long for a chocolate factory to deliver a bar! What will we do? Invent a new snack?!
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Gold vs. Bitcoin in Willy Woo’s view
Willy, a man who clearly hasn’t met a metaphor he didn’t like, took to the digital airwaves to debate Henrik Zeberg, who had the audacity to question Cathie Wood’s assertion that Bitcoin is a hedge against inflation. Zeberg, bless his little doubt-button, argued that Bitcoin is “an ultimate risk asset.” Woo, ever the optimist, agreed-because what’s life without a little risk, eh? He then compared gold to a trusty old grandfather clock and Bitcoin to a hyperactive parrot, both claiming to tell time but only one likely to squawk at you during a blackout.
Woo’s vision? A future where Bitcoin is hailed as “a better gold.” But alas, this grand revolution might not happen until gold “breaks.” Which, if you ask me, sounds like a very expensive game of Jenga.
Trader Bob Loukas, a fellow with a name that screams “I write checks to myself,” chimed in, arguing that gold offers “complete finality.” Woo, ever the diplomat, replied that Bitcoin has a “better design” but will take “a lot more time.” Because nothing says “design” like a digital ledger that takes two decades to outshine a shiny rock.
For gold, most people get an IOU and call it a day.
BTC, with its superior blueprint, will triumph-but not before tea has gone extinct.
Patience, dear investors, is a virtue. Or is it a curse? I wonder, I wonder.
– Willy Woo (@willywoo) February 17, 2026
Robert Kiyosaki: Giant crash imminent
Enter Robert Kiyosaki, the man who wrote a book titled Rich Dad Poor Dad and now predicts a “giant crash” with the confidence of a soothsayer who’s definitely seen the ending of The Matrix. He’s been warning us since 2013, and now he’s back with a tweet that reads like a pirate’s treasure map: “That giant crash is now imminent.” If you follow his advice, you’ll supposedly get richer than Scrooge McDuck after a pay raise. How? By hoarding Bitcoin, Ethereum, silver, and gold. No ETFs, though-because nothing says “preparedness” like avoiding the alphabet soup of finance.
In my 2013 prophecy, I warned of the biggest stock market crash in history.
Well, here it comes, my friends.
The good news? If you’ve been listening, this crash will make you rich enough to buy a private island. Or at least a decent trampoline.
– Robert Kiyosaki (@theRealKiyosaki) February 17, 2026
Kiyosaki, ever the optimist, claims he’s prepared by holding “real assets.” Which is just a fancy way of saying he’s not letting his money rot in a bank. He’s also bullish on Bitcoin, planning to buy more as the price plummets. Because what says “bullish” like buying something while it’s on sale? It’s the financial equivalent of snapping up discounted socks on Black Friday.
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