So, the Bitcoin price decided to take a little vacation above $75,000 earlier this week, marking its highest jaunt in over a month. Investors, of course, were all like, “Hooray! To the moon!” But hold onto your digital wallets, folks, because according to the ever-so-clever analyst TheOnePct, this might just be the universe’s way of saying, “Gotcha!” Apparently, this upward leap could be part of a larger Flat correction that’s been going on since the dawn of time (or at least since 2021). So, yes, it’s only a matter of time before Bitcoin takes another nosedive. Because why have stability when you can have a rollercoaster?
Bitcoin’s Break: The Structural Weakness That’s Stronger Than Your Excuses
TheOnePct, in a fit of analytical brilliance, has been tracking Bitcoin’s price movements since 2021, and guess what? This current surge is still part of the correction that started almost five years ago. Yes, five years. Bitcoin’s been correcting itself longer than it takes to get a degree in quantum physics. Instead of being the bottom, this move is likely just the B-wave of the Flat correction. Because nothing says “I’m done falling” like continuing to fall sideways.
According to our intrepid analyst, the current price movements are ‘structurally consistent’ with this Flat correction. One of the telltale signs? Bitcoin’s been experiencing declines so aggressive, they make Black Friday shoppers look calm. This, apparently, coincides with the C-wave of a Flat correction, which is basically the universe’s way of saying, “Hold my beer.”
And here’s the kicker: the current C-wave looks terminal. Not terminal like “end of the world,” but terminal like “this trend is inherently corrective.” So, even after the correction, the price is likely to reverse and fall further. Because why stop at one disaster when you can have two?
What to Expect: Spoiler Alert, It’s Not Good
Interpreting the decline of Bitcoin’s price, TheOnePct suggests that Wave 1 hasn’t actually bottomed. So, that recovery into the $70,000s? Probably just a temporary fling. And not only that, but Bitcoin is allegedly forming a Diametric pattern. Yes, a Diametric pattern. Because why have simple patterns when you can have ones that sound like they belong in a geometry textbook?
According to this, Bitcoin is currently waltzing through Wave F, which is expected to be more complex than a soap opera plot. Eventually, though, it’ll end in a decline, leading into Wave G. And Wave G? Oh, it’s more bearish than a grizzly bear with a toothache. The price is expected to fall below $60,000, bottoming out around $55,000. Because why stop at $60,000 when you can go lower?

“BTC has already shown clear structural weakness,” the analyst said, probably while sipping a cup of tea and stroking an imaginary cat. “And that weakness is likely to continue hunting the market for quite some time. Because of this, the market may remain in a bearish environment for longer than most expect.” So, buckle up, folks. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.

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2026-03-19 10:35