Enter DonAlt, the so-called “seer” who accidentally called XRP’s 700% surge, now humbly insisting it was “giga luck.” 🙄 Because obviously, none of us saw that chart-topping magic coming. 🎩✨
Back in 2024, DonAlt scribbled a “prediction” so bold it made astrology charts blush: XRP hitting $6.90. At the time, the coin was playing dead below $1, stuck in a legal purgatory. But hey, why not throw spaghetti at the wall and call it a “macro setup”? 🕶️
Fast-forward to July 2025: XRP crashes the party at $3.666—halfway to DonAlt’s moonshot. Coincidence? He claims it’s just “giga lucky,” because humility is so in fashion. 🤷♀️
IDK I’m entirely washed and got giga lucky with XRP I’m not the best person to ask
— DonAlt (@CryptoDonAlt) July 22, 2025
Oh please, DonAlt. We’ve all seen your “washed” act before. Meanwhile, that $6.90 target’s still lurking like a zombie in a horror movie no one asked for. 🧟♂️
Now he’s playing coy, calling the market “unclear” and roasting AVAX like it’s a middle-school talent show. 🎤💥 “Underperformer”? Harsh. But hey, when SOL’s the golden child, who needs actual analysis? 🌟
Will XRP rise again or fizzle like a damp firework? Who cares! DonAlt’s already got the 🏆 for Most Dramatic Prediction. Maybe we should all just throw our portfolios at the moon and pray for “giga luck.” 🚀
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2025-07-23 14:39