BONK is on the brink of a breakout so dramatic it’s like a reality TV finale—drama, burns, and a plot twist you didn’t see coming. Buckle up, darling. 🚀
- BONK nearly tripled in value from last month’s low. Because why not? 🤷♂️
- Plans to burn 1 trillion tokens. Let’s call it a “diet plan” for this meme coin. 🐶🔥
- Trying to break out of a symmetrical triangle. Coincidence? I think not. 🔮
Per crypto.news, BONK hit $0.000034 last Monday (Asian time—because who cares about time zones?), up 200% from last month and 266% from its all-time low. And yes, it’s still 40% shy of its 2024 peak. Classic. 🙄
What’s Fueling This Bonkers Rally?
Three words: burns, institutional love, and whales. Let’s break it down, shall we?
First, the BONK team is burning 1 trillion tokens once they hit 1 million on-chain holders. Solscan says they’re at 32,000 holders. That’s like climbing Everest in flip-flops. But hey, if they make it by Friday, expect fireworks. 🎆
And just last week, they burned 500 billion tokens (worth $16.7M). Because why let tokens live when you can make scarcity sound sexy? 🐱🏍
Second, Grayscale added BONK to their Q3 2025 watchlist. Suddenly, it’s not a meme coin—it’s a “legit asset.” Congrats, BONK. You’ve made it to the cool kids’ table. 🍽️
Third, smart money is piling in. Nansen says whale wallets hold 80.44 billion tokens—594% more than June. Retail FOMO is real, and it’s wearing a crypto grin. 😈
Whales are playing 20 questions with retail: “Are you in? Are you out? Are you *screaming* in your crypto group chat?” 🗨️
BONK’s Triangle Breakout: Plot Twist or Plot Holes?
The daily chart shows BONK trapped in a symmetrical triangle. It’s like crypto’s version of “between two stools”—but let’s hope it picks a side soon. 🎲
Symmetrical triangles are crypto’s way of saying, “Wait for it…” before a breakout. And the 50-day MA crossing above the 200-day? That’s a golden cross, darling. Not a TikTok trend. ✨
RSI is at 70, which means buyers are still throwing money at this. MACD is in positive territory, because why not? If this breakout happens, the target is $0.000071—a 108% gain. But first, BONK must conquer $0.000041, a level it’s stared down before. Bring popcorn. 🍿
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