In the grand theater of digital finance, where kings are dethroned by a mere whisper of capital rotation, XRP pirouetted into the spotlight last week. While Bitcoin, that sleepy giant, saw $175 million vanish like smoke, XRP sipped champagne with $189 million in inflows. The markets, it seems, have traded their crowns for tiaras. 🎩➡️👑
XRP Regains Power (Or Just Borrowed It)
This ballet of capital unfolded as crypto funds swelled with $19 billion—a July total that makes even the most stoic analyst blush. The U.S., ever the showoff, led with $2.03 billion, while Canada and Hong Kong wept into their tea (-$84.3M and -$160M respectively). Europe, too, chimed in, proving that even continent-sized institutions can’t resist a good altcoin fling. 💼💃

Institutional Flows: A Tale of Two Chains
Ethereum, that eternal overachiever, raked in $1.59 billion—its second-best week ever, or as one analyst called it, “a modest triumph.” But XRP, with its “tiny” market cap and ETF hopes, danced circles around both. Investors, it appears, have traded skepticism for optimism, though no one can explain why. Perhaps it’s the charm of a coin that refuses to take itself seriously. 😏
Bitcoin’s outflows? Merely a midlife crisis, one hopes. Investors may be cashing chips before regulators hand down their verdict. Yet, as the altseason thesis wobbles like a drunkard’s walk, XRP marches on—a golden goose with momentum, if not common sense. 🐥🚀
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2025-07-28 15:55