Stellar (XLM) Crashes Visa’s Stablecoin Soirée – Price Yawns 🌌💸

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In a twist of fate that would make even the most jaded fintech bard weep into their spreadsheet, the Stellar (XLM) blockchain has bluffed its way into Visa’s glitzy stablecoin settlement platform, rubbing shoulders with Ethereum, Solana, and Avalanche. One imagines the XRP enthusiasts clutching their pearls, muttering, “Well, *I* never!” 🤭

Visa, ever the social climber, has now opened its doors to four blockchains and four stablecoins (including PayPal USD and Circle’s EURC). Stellar’s invitation to this digital soiree means Visa partners can now settle transactions on its network, fulfilling Stellar’s 2014 promise of “faster, cheaper cross-border payments” – a claim as old as the blockchain itself. 🚀

Alas, the market’s reaction was as electrifying as a damp sock puppet show. At the moment of glory, XLM’s price slumped from $0.42 to $0.4190, as if the coin itself had just been told to “hold my beer” by its own hype. 🍻📉

Stellar (XLM) Price: The Art of Looking Unimpressed

While Visa’s endorsement should, in theory, catapult Stellar into the stratosphere, the price chart opted for a nap instead. One might mistake it for a sloth on sedatives. 🐌💤

Stellar’s now got a golden ticket into Visa’s payments engine – a feat XRP can only dream of in the U.S. While the market snoozes, the project’s quietly building infrastructure faster than a caffeinated beaver. 🏗️

Will this translate to capital inflows? Possibly when pigs fly and central banks start rapping. But for now, Stellar’s dancing with the big dogs, even if its stock chart’s stuck in a tuxedo that’s two sizes too small. 🎩🦴

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2025-07-31 17:30