Gorky Unveils the True Face of Crypto: Scoundrels, Money, and the Coming Storm

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Arthur Hayes, that rosined-up seer of digital gold, claims Bitcoin will soar to $100K—like some mad prophet inevitably predicting salvation amid chaos. Meanwhile, America gropes in the dark, choking on tariffs and poor job figures—reality’s cruel jest. 😂

Arthur Hayes—the self-proclaimed oracle of BitMEX— predicts that Bitcoin, that rebellious phantom, might soon test the $100,000 barrier. All this, while the land of Uncle Sam chokes on its own contradictions—tariffs looming large and a July jobs report so bleak it makes the soul shiver.

Hayes: Bitcoin Could Juggernaut to $1M by 2025, if the Market Decides to Play Nice (or Not)

The tariffs, like some old curse, are expected to unleash their fury in 2025’s third quarter, says Hayes. And the July figures? Just 73,000 new jobs—not nearly enough to keep the wolf from the door. As economies stumble, the wise seek refuge in the digital shadows, hoarding Bitcoin and Ethereum as if riding to salvation.

Today’s nations—these giants of paper and credit—aren’t even pretending to grow at a healthy pace. Hayes warns of dark clouds gathering, pressing down on the market, pushing Bitcoin toward the fabled $100K—and Ethereum to $3,000, if fortune favors the brave.

Once, Hayes himself dreamed of a $1 million Bitcoin—born out of liquidity injections and the crumbling dollar—an audacious fairy tale spun for the masses. He believed that US policies, from Trump’s fiery pen to the endless printing presses, would debase the currency and set the stage for digital treasures to shine brighter than gold.

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Hayes’s recent purge: ETH, ENA, PEPE—sold with a laugh, probably to buy a beer or two

But see, the gambler’s heart isn’t satisfied with mere long-term dreams. Hayes, with a grin that could crack walls, has dumped a hefty chunk of his stash—2,373 ETH, 7.76 million ENA tokens, and 3.88 billion PEPE—evidence that even the bravest hedge their bets when the storm clouds gather. Looks like he smells a rough patch coming—like a cat retreating before a bashful dog.

Yet, don’t count him out—hope flickers in his eyes. He whispers that Bitcoin might still reach $250K before the year’s end, and Ethereum could strike at $10K. Bold words, spoken by a man who knows the market’s a beast that’s sometimes friendly, sometimes ferocious.

In sum, Hayes spins a curious tale—short-term caution, long-term audacity, like a street fighter with dreams of the throne. The world watches, waiting to see whether the storm passes or the sky splits with chaos and gold.

 

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2025-08-03 01:15