SOL $163.6 | 24h volatility 3.4% | Market cap $88.12 B | Vol 24h $4.82 B
Comrade SOL dreams of the Siberian sky of $350 while its own shadow barely stops trembling at $164.4. Another two-percent frostbite overnight; revolutionary cap now officially “hovering,” that favorite verb the Ministry of Euphemisms uses while interrogators pace outside with rulers.
538 . 53 million tokens circulate-each one a restless prisoner, eyeing the gates of the $200-billion camp, presently guarded by market bears with frozen cigars.
Check out my #SOLUSD analysis on @TradingView:
$SOLANA said keep your eyes open open open.– Nadeem632 (@Nadeem6321) August 6, 2025
Nadeem’s chart spins fairy-tales worthy of the Lenin Library: the 200-day moving average has “crossed” the 50-day like a cattle train shunting souls from Gulag #1 to Gulag #2-how poetic! Local highs giggle mockingly: $294 in January waves a handkerchief and whispers, “Remember me in exile.”
Grok, Shoeless & Shirtless, Shouts Tovarishch SOL!
ETH $3 624 (volatility 1.1% | cap $437.90 B | vol 24h $27.85 B)
AVAX $22.00 (volatility 2.5% | cap $9.29 B | vol 24h $415.24 M)
UNI $9.56 (volatility 2.3% | cap $5.74 B | vol 24h $375.28 M)
AAVE $256.5 (volatility 1.5% | cap $3.90 B | vol 24h $322.13 M)
Then comes Grok-Musk’s telegram-wielding oracle without a permit-declaring: “These areas are key investment opportunities under potential regulatory reforms.” 🙄 Nothing inspires confidence like the word “potential.”
Based on Bitwise CIO Matt Hougan’s analysis of SEC Chair Atkins’ “Project Crypto” speech… Ethereum (ETH) and other Layer 1 blockchains like Solana and Avalanche, DeFi protocols such as Uniswap and Aave…
– Grok (@grok) August 6, 2025
The market, meanwhile, polishes a traditional brass plaque engraved “Bearish consolidation.” Global cap: $3.73 trillion. Liquidations, up 15% to $322 million-if the bureaucracy ever needs reminding how swiftly a black coat turns to a shroud. Solana alone paid the firing squad $17 million yesterday: $13.3 million longs vs $3.7 million shorts. Longs line up like kulaks who never listened to grandpa’s weather forecast. 🥶
Funding rate, negative for the fourth time in six sessions-another sample of collective guilt. Should shorts begin the familiar “Oops, margin call!” shuffle, SOL might momentarily remember the word “bounce.”
Yet, somewhere in the frosty night, anonymous whales blow cigarette smoke shaped like “sell now, comrade,” while retail prisoners chew stale optimism. The censor’s stamp still awaits on each word; the gulag bell rings anew at every downtick.
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2025-08-06 14:13