SECRETS, SCANDAL & A $15B EX! 💔 Will the SEC Dump Ripple Before Happy Hour? 🍸

Oi, diary, 7 Aug 2025-absolutely classic Friday vibes except I’m stress-eating crisps because apparently in mere HOURS the SEC is deciding whether to ghost the Ripple lawsuit or keep the on again/off again drama alive. (Imagine the world’s longest text-chain that started in 2020 and still shows ‘typing…’-that’s them.) 🤡

Will this be the ultimate “It’s not you, it’s crypto regulation” moment?

Scott “Wolf of All Streets” Melker just slid into the timeline announcing the SEC huddle. Translation: bigwigs locked in beige conference room deciding if they want to peace-out on the appeal or reply with more legal word salad. I mean, they could simply walk away, but where’s the reality-TV in that? 📺💔

TODAY: SEC EXPECTED TO DELIBERATE RIPPLE’S DECISION TO WITHDRAW ITS APPEAL – The Wolf Of All Streets (@scottmelker) August 7, 2025

This whole SEC vs Ripple saga is basically the Love Actually of crypto law: ensemble cast, interminable runtime, nobody sure who ends up together. If the SEC says “ta-ra” before the Aug. 15 status report, curtain falls, credits roll, everyone goes for tacos. If not… cue dramatic music and another 3-hour director’s cut nobody asked for 🎬🌮.

Meanwhile XRP is playing it cool-price at $3.04, up 2.16 % like it’s wearing sunglasses and saying “I thrive on chaos, darling.” (Trading volume is a bit moody, down 5.35 %, probably sulking in the corner with a lukewarm martini.) 📈🍸

XRP price gains despite Ripple-SEC legal uncertainty

And because the universe loves a plot twist: Ripple just ranked 23rd largest private company on the planet, $15 B valuation. That’s bigger than Klarna’s $14.5 B, so if fintech were Strictly, Ripple just did a flawless Paso Doble and Klarna trod on its own dress. Sorry Klarna, love you babes, but someone has to win the glitterball 🏆✨

Anyway, countdown is ON. SEC, your move-either text “k bye” tonight or keep us all on read for another season. Either way, my popcorn budget is through the roof 🍿🍿🍿

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2025-08-07 19:21