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This week, crypto analyst CrypFlow shared a new Bitcoin price prediction on X (formerly Twitter), and remains pessimistic unless the price can surpass a key trendline. CrypFlow notes that Bitcoin recently attempted to move higher but was turned back down, based on readings from the Relative Strength Index (RSI) over the past three days.

Hailey, in a post that could make even the most stoic investor giggle, suggested that if the stars align and the tea leaves are read correctly, Dogecoin could soar to $0.28, $0.5, $1, and finally, the grand $2. By 2029, no less! Just in time for the next bull run to reach its peak, or so the crystal ball says. Meanwhile, the equally enthusiastic CW has declared that the bull rally is already here, pointing to a green candle that’s supposedly the harbinger of good fortune. A green candle, mind you, at the bottom of a rising channel. How quaint!

Securitize plans to become a publicly traded company this year by merging with Cantor Equitize Partners (CEPT). Shares of CEPT are up 6% in premarket trading, while Intercontinental Exchange (ICE) shares remain unchanged.

So, here we are! Hostplus, Australia’s third-largest pension fund (that’s right, the one with all the cool kids), is mulling over letting its two million members dive into cryptocurrencies. This brilliant idea was born after a flood of messages from members, mostly the younger crowd, who are apparently wondering why they can’t access those shiny digital coins. Because, you know, who wouldn’t want to gamble their retirement savings on something that sounds like an elaborate video game currency?

As a crypto investor, I’ve been watching XRP struggle for months – it’s been in a pretty consistent downtrend, always bumping up against key moving averages like the 50, 100, and 200 day EMAs, which have been acting as resistance. But lately, I’m seeing something a little different. Instead of the price quickly falling back down whenever it tries to go up, it’s starting to form a tighter pattern with each dip, making slightly higher lows. There’s even an upward trendline forming that seems to be supporting the price. It’s still early, but it’s a potentially positive shift in momentum.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen! From $0.40 on March 10 to her brief moment of glory, SIREN was the darling of the short-term performers. But the gods of crypto are cruel, and her descent began with the same swiftness as her ascent. By March 24, she traded near $1.01, a mere specter of her peak. Her 24-hour range, from $0.80 to $2.56, tells a tale of chaos and despair, a market in convulsions.

Our trusty companion, CoinMarketMan’s HyperTracker dashboard, reveals that this is no fleeting whimsy, but rather a sustained ascent-a veritable phoenix rising from the ashes of January’s dismal depths, when trader numbers languished below the 150,000 mark. Indeed, since that dark month, Hyperliquid has staged a triumphant comeback, surpassing previous highs and setting fresh records, much like a glorious Russian novel that refuses to end.

A trader recently made a $46 million bet that the price of Bitcoin will go down on Hyperliquid. If Bitcoin’s price rises to $71,712, this bet will be automatically closed, which could actually *increase* buying and help the price continue to recover. However, it’s unclear if the current activity on the Bitcoin network will support such a price increase.

On a Friday, not unlike any other, the SEC dispatched two proposed rules to the White House, which, if enacted, would see the majority of crypto assets treated with the same regard as commodities, rather than securities. The Commodities Futures Trading Commission, it seems, may soon find itself at the helm of this peculiar vessel. But lo! Barely had the ink dried on these proposals when Delaware, ever the eager suitor of financial modernity, made its own bold move.

CEO Marcus Hardt, channeling the spirit of a beleaguered captain on a sinking ship, has pitched a new plan that resembles a diet more than a strategy-stripping down operations to keep the Balancer protocol limping along. Two governance proposals are now dancing around, like awkward wallflowers at a prom, seeking a partner to overhaul the tempestuous structure.