Silver Crumbles, Bitcoin Giggles: The Great Capital Caper 🎭
Yes, dear reader, silver-ever the melodramatic dilettante-staged a sensational surge toward $83, flirting outrageously with a new all-time high (how dashing), only to be slapped across the face by the Chicago Mercantile Exchange. 🎭 This icy institution, in a move as romantic as a tax audit, raised margin requirements to $25,000 per futures contract starting December 29. Suddenly, leveraged traders found themselves underdressed at a billionaires’ gala-forced to sell, reduce positions, or weep quietly into their Bloomberg terminals. 💸😭


