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Imagine, if you will, a world where money grows on digital trees and doctors prescribe blockchain pills. Well, according to Robinhood’s CEO Vlad Tenev, that’s not just a whimsical dream—it’s the future, old sport! On July 18, he popped up on CNBC, grinning like a Cheshire Cat with a pocketful of bitcoins, to declare the GENIUS Act the most splendid thing since sliced bread. 🍞💡

XLM has been subjected to violent volatility over the last 24 hours, suggesting that the price may continue to descend into the abyss in the near future. Oh, the torment! 😱

Earlier this year, Solana [SOL] was labeled a fading asset. But now, the numbers tell a different story—like a phoenix that’s 100% sure it’s a flamingo. 🦜

This grand proclamation comes hot on the heels of the GENIUS Act, a most grandiose measure signed into law by none other than President Donald Trump on the 18th of July. It seems our great leader fancies himself a patron of digital coinage! 🪙

Cyvers, with its eagle eye, spotted the heist as it unfolded. The thief, a shadowy figure with a taste for Tornado Cash, funded the attack with a single ETH—a small price for a grand payday. Part of the loot, $15.8 million, was swiftly bridged to Ethereum, leaving the exchange in the dust. 🌪️💰

In this document, rather than sweet nothings, Kusama serves an unvarnished depiction of a world where AI permeates our existence like an unwelcome winter chill. It’s a tale reminiscent of the darkest chapters of dystopian lore, filled with the prophecy that SHIB will one day seep into the very fabric of quotidian life, much like a stubborn stain that refuses to fade.

Behold, a survey of 4,599 souls from the Bitget Wallet community, where over 35% of them squander their digital gold on daily transactions, gaming, and travel—because nothing says “hope” like paying for a vacation with a currency that could vanish overnight. 🧠💸

U.S. President Donald Trump signed the stablecoin bill, the GENIUS Act, into law on the 18th of July. Because nothing says “let’s make things clearer” like a 300-page legal document that even lawyers avoid reading. 📜

Strap in, folks! According to our dear friend Solberg Invest, the weekly SEI/USDT macro-chart has quite the tale to tell. It shows a breakout so sharp from its descending trendline that it could slice through a lemon. After languishing in the dumps for over a year—trapped beneath a trendline tighter than a Roman gladiator’s tunic—the token is now happily strutting its stuff from the $0.12–$0.22 “How Low Can You Go?” accumulation zone, which has taken on the role of a rather resilient support system. 🏋️‍♂️

Hyperliquid is quietly setting the stage for something big—so big that Henrik (yes, *the* Henrik) had to take notice. Nearly every major metric tied to the protocol is at an all-time high. Daily revenue? A cool $6 million. Open interest? A jaw-dropping $13.8 billion. Inflows over the past 10 days? $1.25 billion. And yet, the price of $HYPE remains stubbornly grounded, like a teenager refusing to clean their room. 🙄