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Now, let’s crunch some ridiculous numbers. In the past 30 days, large holder inflows have absolutely plummeted – think diving off a cliff with no parachute – down a staggering 95% to -12%. Outflows? They’ve decided to join the party too, dropping a delightful 97% to 52%. If you’re wondering, that’s basically like a bunch of whales deciding to pack their bags and move to the Bahamas. 🏖️ Sorry, SHIB, but these big fish have left you high and dry!

Pseudonymous trader Bluntz, a man of mystery with a following of 324,600 on the social media platform X, has his eyes set on the Pudgy Penguins (PENGU) and is predicting a rise of about 66% from current levels. This, he assures us, is all part of a grand five-wave surge, as dictated by the Elliott Wave theory. 🌊

But seriously, folks, this acquisition is a big deal. It’s the largest in Talos’s history, and it’s all about creating a one-stop shop for digital asset investment. Because, let’s face it, institutions want it all – trading, portfolio management, market data, on-chain analytics, and portfolio construction. And who can blame them? 🤷‍♀️

Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the magic of numbers. Pi Network (PI) has dropped a whopping 26% in the last 30 days. Say goodbye to millions, and hello to a market cap that’s now at a mere $3.4 billion. Well, that’s awkward. 😬

Announced with the flourish of a theatrical curtain on Tuesday, the EU rolled out the red tape for nine unlikely heroes and six questionable enterprises. Among their star ensemble is the ever-so-charming Simeon Boikov, a.k.a. AussieCossack, who seems to have a penchant for disinformation that would make even the most skilled spin doctor blush. 🎭

The inaugural meeting reportedly took place on June 6 at Ripple’s headquarters in San Francisco and included leaders from diverse sectors, such as AME Cloud Ventures, Anduril, Instacart, Scopely, and Snap Inc. Notable figures like Asheesh Birla, Ron Conway, Ripple co-founder Chris Larsen, Jeff Lawson, Jen Pahlka, and Jason Wheeler also joined the group, underscoring the project’s ambitious scope.

In what can only be described as a monumental *facepalm*, 13 Republican lawmakers decided to do the unthinkable and break ranks with their party. They sided with the Democrats to block a vote that could’ve brought the GENIUS Act, the CLARITY Act, and the Anti-CBDC Surveillance Act to the floor. These bills are supposed to make the U.S. the undisputed leader in the digital asset game, but clearly, a few people in the House weren’t buying it. Not today, not ever.

Trading at a humble $3,160, Ethereum squints towards the shimmering horizon of $3,400, that tantalizing next level of resistance. Analysts, those wise but often perplexing soothsayers, suggest that a steady flow of corporate money and ETF cheerleaders will hoist ETH even higher in the near future. 🤑

In a recent CNBC Television interview, Ives proclaimed that the cybersecurity subsector is poised for an explosive year 🚀. But, of course, the market has other plans, undervaluing this hidden gem 💎.

The XRP burn mechanism is a crucial part of the XRP Ledger (XRPL) design, much like how the Death Star’s trash compactor keeps the galaxy tidy. Every transaction on the network incurs a small fee, which is then permanently destroyed or burned to prevent spam and maintain the network’s long-term integrity. It’s like the ultimate recycling program in the universe!