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According to our crypto sage, TedPillows (@TedPillows), Bitcoin is chilling at $88K like it’s a spa day. 🧖♂️ He reckons if we reclaim $89K-$90K, we’re off to $94K faster than you can say “HODL.” But if $88K crumbles? Well, $85K is waiting with open arms. Or should I say, bear traps? 🐻
Out in the dusty plains of crypto, Tether’s CEO Paolo Ardoino moseyed onto X, hat tipped low, and dropped a nugget: “Imagine a wallet that supports only BTC (also via LN), USDT, USAT, XAUT… And will have local private AI integration via QVAC.” 🌵✨ Ain’t that a kicker? The man’s dreamin’ of a wallet so lean, it’d make a cactus look bloated.
A crypto user lost $50 million in USDT after falling for an address poisoning scam in a massive onchain exploit. Welcome to the wild west of finance, where the only thing wilder than the prices is the scams. 🤠
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Q4 2025 has been a season of tears for Bitcoin holders. After briefly touching $126,100 in October-a price that now feels as distant as the moon-BTC has been dragged through the mud by selling pressure, losing 30.1% of its value. But fear not! According to the MVRV Percentile (a metric so complex it could make a witch weep), this slump is a setup for a comeback. If history is any guide, 0-10% MVRV percentiles are where the magic happens. Or the madness. Or both.
This account, usually a beacon of… well, digital noise, often barked about the inner workings of the Shiba Inu universe. But lately, its tweets wandered into territories beyond the familiar yard-more like strangers outside the fence. That didn’t sit well, no sir. The community perked up, noses twitching, wondering what the heck was going on.
Meanwhile, the broader cryptocurrency market, much like a bountiful harvest, extended its recovery. Bitcoin (BTC), Ethereum (ETH), and their compatriots traded in positive territory, their spirits lifted by a market cap approaching $2.99 trillion-a figure not unworthy of a Regency dowry. 💰
In a missive dispatched via the ethereal realm of X (formerly the bird-song haven of Twitter), Santiment has unveiled the current state of affairs. The Total Amount of Holders, that elusive indicator of financial fidelity, stands as a testament to the capricious nature of the crypto cosmos. It measures, with all the precision of a Swiss watchmaker, the number of addresses plump with the fruits of blockchain labor. 📈
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