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“So far, it’s been pretty bang on,” he boasts, yet the chart’s path is a mirage-sharp, steep, and as reliable as a poet’s promise. The BTC price, that fickle muse, may soar near $180k, but only if the bull market isn’t already a ghost, haunting the corners of the crypto realm. “No, it won’t be perfect,” he concedes, like a lover who knows their heart is fragile.
Fartcoin (FART), once a symbol of irreverent optimism, now languishes below $0.30, its value eroded by the relentless march of time and the fickle nature of market sentiment. What was once a joke has become a tragedy, a cautionary tale for those who dare to dream in the land of memes and blockchain. 🤡💔
A Trio of Revelations
It seems the art of crypto crime has evolved from mere thievery to a full-blown ballet of chaos. Personal wallets, once the quiet bystanders, now play lead roles in this digital circus, accounting for 44% of stolen value. But let’s not forget the old standbys-centralized services, which still manage to trip over their own keys and hand over 88% of the loot in Q1. A man could lose his hat trying to keep up! 🎩
The US CPI data update has become one of the most-watched releases this month. 🕵️♂️👀
Behold the 4-hour chart-a candlestick sonnet penned in volatility. The price ascends, a knight in shimmering pixels, to kiss the $90,340 resistance before tumbling into the abyss of the trendline, as if yanked down by invisible strings. How poetic, how predictable. 🕵️♂️
Apparently, broker-dealers can custody these tokenized goodies under existing customer protection rules, as long as they jump through a few hoops. Operational, security, and governance conditions? Check. Exclusive control over private keys? Double-check. Basically, the SEC is like, “You can play with blockchain, but we’re still holding the keys to the car.” 🚗🔑
In a bold move (not unlike my own), EE makes Wi-Fi 7 standard, because apparently having a “full” fibre plan means “full” coverage and no more dead zones – unless you’re trying to get Wi-Fi to reach the fridge. That’s right, they’re upgrading all their packages, from the oh-so-modest sub-100 Mbps to the multi-gigabit beast modes. And guess what? If you want extra coverage, they’ve got some snazzy extenders, because who doesn’t love a little wireless bumper car action? 🚗💨
Brazil’s stock exchange B3 plans to launch a tokenization platform and a Brazilian real-pegged stablecoin by 2026, according to the exchange’s announced initiative to integrate blockchain technology into the country’s financial infrastructure. A bold step, as if the very fabric of finance is being woven anew, with Bitcoin and Ethereum as the threads. 🧵