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Ethereum’s (ETH) price has rebounded with all the vigor of a civil servant on a Monday morning, but the structure of this rally is as suspect as a nose that grows with every lie. The asset has ascended into a bearish rising wedge, a pattern so notorious it could only be the brainchild of a market in its most absurdly melodramatic mood. Corrective moves, you say? But of course! What is life but a series of corrections, each more futile than the last?

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Oh, how the winds of change are blowing! In a most thrilling turn of events, Ripple, the clever financial technology company that has long prided itself on its enterprise blockchain solutions, announced on December 12 that it has received conditional approval from the OCC to establish Ripple National Trust Bank. Yes, you heard that right! A federally supervised trust bank, no less! Truly, the dawn of a new age!

The announcement, which popped up on the 12th of December like a particularly jolly Christmas cracker, is part of a larger OCC shindig, handing out national trust bank charters to five digital-asset firms like they’re going out of fashion. Jolly good show, what?

Mark well, dear reader, this approval doth fortify Ripple’s stance in the realm of cross-border payments and digital asset settlements, yet it dangles like a carrot before XRP’s market price, which remains as unmoved as a stoic philosopher. 🥕💤

Jeff Ko, the oracle of CoinEx, whispers that most of us had already anticipated this ballet, with the dot plot subtly hinting at a hawkish encore. A modest $40 billion in Treasury magic trickery was employed-not exactly the grand stimulus opera but enough to make traders clutch their pearls. Meanwhile, markets reacted with the enthusiasm of a cat faced with a cucumber-mildly startled and mildly optimistic-lifting stocks and giving Bitcoin a momentary gasp of hope. 🐱🥒

For days now, SOL has been playing hide-and-seek with the bears below $131, refusing to let them win. The market’s been baking a cake of consolidation, and the RSI? Oh, it’s just sprinkling sugar on top. 🎂

signs are pointing to some positive fundamentals for Shiba Inu, which could mean an epic turnaround. Or at least a decent one. We’ll take what we can get.

Key points:

On the daily timeframe, bitcoin’s trajectory resembles the aftermath of a particularly raucous ball-priced dashed from a peak of £126,272 to a sobering low of £80,537, before retreating to a consolidation near £90,000, as if nursing a hangover. Volume tells a tale of transition: fading red candles and steadier greens hint at accumulation, not apathy. One might say the market is “resting its pretty head.” 🛌