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According to ChartNerd, XRP’s total exchange balance has plummeted like a confused penguin in a snowstorm. From 3.95 billion to 2.6 billion tokens-what’s next, a 100% drop? 🐧📉

Oh, the humanity! ICP plummeted 5% to $3.4945, spurning all hope like a jilted bride at a cryptocurrency wedding 💔

In July 2025, analysts watched eight Satoshi-era wallets, each holding 10,000 BTC, move their coins for the first time in 14 years.

In every corner of this desolate landscape, the circulating float swells like a plague, while prices plummet, leaving only shadows of their former selves. 86% to 99%-a chasm deeper than the Mariana Trench. 🌌

Behold, the tale of Tajikistan’s parliament, which has conjured up new rules to punish those who mine cryptocurrencies using electricity pilfered from the national grid. It’s a tale of crime, punishment, and a dash of hydropower drama. 📜⚖️

Bitcoin, once the golden child of the blockchain world, hit a peak so high it made the moon jealous 🌙. But now it’s taking a backseat, down 4-5% like a deflated balloon at a birthday party 🎈. The world’s too busy worrying about global chaos to care about Bitcoin’s tantrums.

Meanwhile, the crypto world is pretending everything’s fine. Bitcoin (BTC) is back above $92,000, which is like saying “I’m okay” after a breakup. Ethereum (ETH) is also playing along, and the Fear & Greed Index is at 30-still in “I’m not panicking, really” territory. 🧘‍♀️

When Strategy dropped a cool $1 billion on 10,000 Bitcoin, the market folks expected a big jump-like a startled cat on a hot tin roof. But Bitcoin just yawned and kept its head in the sand. Now, don’t get your knickers in a twist; it wasn’t a lack of demand, but more like a well-orchestrated game of hide-and-seek with the price. Enter Quinten Francois, the Sherlock Holmes of crypto, who cracked the code on why such a hefty buy left no trace on the charts. 🧠💸

BTC’s annualized 30-day implied volatility, as measured by Volmex’s BVIV index, has sunk to 49%, nearly undoing the spike from 46% to 65% over 10 days through Nov. 21. Per TradingView data, it’s as if the market whispered, “Let’s all take a deep breath and remember how to count to 10.”