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The fella at the helm of this grand expedition is President Lee Jae Myung, fresh out of the electoral oven and smellin’ like reform. His bright idea? Decouple that good old Republic from the iron grip of foreign money—particularly Uncle Sam’s beloved greenbacks—and float Korea right into the thick of Asia’s digital cash rodeo. Because nothing says “global powerhouse” like your own brand of electronic funny-money! 💸

Shin Bet and the Israeli police kicked off the weekend with a bang by nabbing a Tel Aviv resident, age 27, on suspicion of spying for Iran for—wait for it—cryptocurrency. You can’t make this stuff up. Crypto! Was the Mossad accountant on vacation? Supposedly, the guy raked in thousands for a little freelance espionage, like it’s Fiverr, except the gigs are all “spy on your neighbors.”

Lest you clutch your pearls over financial recklessness, rest easy: the $10 million set aside for this little crypto soirée represents less than the cost of a single armadillo-themed barbecue (or, if one must be precise, about 0.0004% of the budget). Nevertheless, it seems destined to make ripples. The move is, to paraphrase our blockchain baron Lee Bratcher, more a declaration of digital intention than a severe flirtation with bankruptcy.