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The Bitcoin Spot ETF most hurt by this mass exodus? Why, none other than BlackRock’s IBIT, which saw a dramatic $112.96 million in net outflows. But don’t worry, it still has a whopping historical net inflow of $62.55 billion. Just a casual pocket change in the grand scheme of things.

Unfortunately, the price isn’t quite ready to breakdance: sitting around $2.05, XRP took a 4% dip today, confirming that it’s still hanging out in its downward channel. It’s unwilling to wrestle its way above the 50, 100, and 200-day trendlines-those persistent gremlins of resistance. As for the charts? Well, they look about as promising as a soggy biscuit. Attempts to pierce resistance? No success, just rejection candles giving it the cold shoulder.

This “Rekt Fencer” – sounds like a guy who spends too much time on the internet – is saying it’s a “massive bull trap.” A trap for bulls! What’s next, a bear scheme? It means it looks good going up, then WHAMMO! Down it goes! Like a vaudeville routine with a really bad ending.📉

Meanwhile, the Federal Reserve, that eternal puppeteer, has finally declared the end of its Quantitative Tightening (QT) dance-a move as surprising as finding a sober uncle at a wedding. Since December 1st, 2025, the government’s wallet stopped shrinking, leaving the markets wondering whether they should breathe a sigh of relief or panic. 🧐

This surge, this fleeting dance of digits, establishes early momentum as market participants-those poor souls-clutch at the straws of fresh exchange support. ZEC’s gains, oh so tenuously credible, are buoyed by inflows that whisper promises of sentiment improved. Yet one must wonder: Are these inflows the dawn of a new era, or simply the last gasp of a dying star? 🌌

Meanwhile, the plot thickens-JPMorgan, with its fancy charts and sternly serious voice, suggesting that as long as Strategy can hold its ratio above 1, Bitcoin just might decide to revive, to rejuvenate, to shock the world with a rebirth at a modest valuation of $170,000, because really, why not dream big? A firm with billions in cash, sitting steadfast amid the chaos, like a lighthouse in the fog-waiting for the signal, waiting to dance again on the volatile waves of crypto sentiment.

SpaceX’s recent Bitcoin transfers have sparked a frenzy, with Twitter’s gnomes whispering of a grand sell-off. But is it truth, or merely the usual FUD?

Recently, HashKey managed to charm its way past the sacred HKEX hearing-a review that’s as frightening as a wolf in the henhouse. If they pass this, they’re practically angels waiting to pounce on their prospectus, ready to sell dreams-and maybe some tokens-like hotcakes on a Sunday morning.

That’s right, folks. The blockchain circus now features the likes of Shiba Inu, Avalanche, Bitcoin Cash, Cardano, Chainlink, Dogecoin, Hedera, Litecoin, and Stellar-plus other coins that probably only a handful of people can pronounce with confidence. These assets are now available for round-the-clock futures trading, because regular hours are so last century.

The Crypto That Refuses to Wear Bear Pajamas 🐻