US Dollar Falters: S&P Says Prepare for More Drama Than a Molière Play! 🤑💸
A new tract, hotter than a gossiping servant’s tongue, proclaims the dollar’s decline the worst since 1973 (a time when disco reigned and the world still had hope in polyester). Tariffs loom, the Fed’s independence is treated as a suggestion, not a law; debt piles up with the speed and subtlety of a playwright padding his script, while inflation creeps about like a creditor after midnight. Behold: ‘Tis tragedy with a laugh track!