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Despite the crypto market’s recent tantrums and sulks, ZEC has been the belle of the ball, rallying with a grace that would make even the most seasoned investor blush. 🌹📈

Kevin Hassett moving up to the front of the line as President Trump’s chosen one for the next Fed chair isn’t just a political shuffle-it’s a clear sign that the game is changing. 🏛️

U.S. Bank is testing the waters-or shall we say, riding the waves-of stablecoin magic using Stellar’s spectacular tech realm. Think of Stellar as the blockchain equivalent of a Lamborghini: snappy settlements in 3-5 seconds, 99.99% uptime (because, heaven forbid, their blockchain takes a nap), and controls so tight they could make a CIA agent blush. The goal? Whip up some financial pixie dust-digital assets so flexible, they make Elastic Waistbands look stiff.

Strategy stated that even if Bitcoin drops to its average cost basis of $74,000, its BTC holdings would still cover its convertible debt by 5.9 times. But wait, it gets even better…-

Ah, KakaoBank, that digital darling of South Korea, has whispered to the local gossips of its stablecoin aspirations, a won-pegged “Kakao Coin” that promises to be as reliable as a Swiss watch-or so they say. With the zeal of a prospector, they are laying the blockchain groundwork, their recruitment drive a clarion call for developers whose expertise in smart contracts and token standards is as rare as a first edition of Lolita. 📜

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Bitcoin mining in China is staging an encore, much to the chagrin of those who thought they buried it. According to new intelligence from Hashrate Index – think of it as the Netflix of raw data – China has sneaked back into the top three, snagging around 14% of the world’s bitcoin power, rising from the shadows after fading into oblivion post-ban. Who would’ve thought? A phoenix in digital flames, perhaps? 🔥

Strategy boldly declares that should Bitcoin tumble to its humble $74,000 average cost, its precious BTC holdings would still cover its convertible debt by a staggering 5.9 times. Yes, you read that correctly. This miraculous ratio, which they proudly dub the “BTC Rating,” is apparently a safety net of epic proportions. But wait, there’s more: at a dismal $25,000 per Bitcoin, they’re still in the green with a modest 2.0x coverage. Marvel at the resilience! Or, if you prefer, prepare for a laugh.

Ah, Strategy-that bold, reckless gambler in the grand casino of finance! The company, with the feverish gleam of a man who has bet his last ruble on red, declared that even if Bitcoin-that capricious demon of the digital age-plunges to a mere $74,000 (oh, the horror!), its hoard of the cursed coins would still cover … Read more