Dave Portnoy’s $1 Million XRP Bet Pays off as Crypto Economy Rallies: “Buy the Dip” Strategy Vindicated

Ah, Dave Portnoy. The man who once made headlines for selling his Bitcoin holdings at the worst possible moment, has now returned to crypto with all the finesse of a well-timed rerun. Having purchased a staggering $1 million worth of XRP tokens, Portnoy found himself celebrating just as the crypto market’s collective stomach flipped from a plummet on November 21. Yet, rather than retreating like a sensible person, Dave decided it was time to double down-seizing the volatility as an opportunity to buy more, because, why not?

Staged Delivery Becomes San Francisco’s Most Daring Crypto Heist! $11 Million Vanishes!

According to a report from the San Francisco Chronicle, the fateful heist occurred on a Saturday evening, when one might have expected nothing more than a peaceful stroll through the neighborhood. But, alas! The crime took place on the unit block of Dorland Street, conveniently close to Mission Dolores Park, a place known for its scenic beauty and-unfortunately-its tech-rich denizens who seem to attract the attention of rather unsavory characters. And there, in broad daylight, a man whose appearance was perhaps best described as “suspiciously incognito” made his move.

AI, Crypto, and Humans Walk into a Web… | Opinion

The mobile web shook things up like a dance party. Suddenly, algorithms are figuring out what you like before you even know what you want (thanks, Facebook). Instead of searching, content is now served straight to your feed like a hungry waiter. You’re still the customer, but it’s all about engagement: dwell time, conversions, and retention. Clicks? Pfft. That’s so last season.

How Crypto VCs Chase Glory in a Post-FTX World 🚀💸

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And lo, the industry finds itself amidst a lull period, its compass blown by the grim hurricane of FTX’s revelations in November 2022. Yet, in a peculiar twist of fate, the current quarter had 414 deals, with merely seven accounts standing like boulders in a stream, commanding half the funding.