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Aye, the Leverage Ratio dances higher, a masquerade of confidence masking the specter of ruin. One misstep, and the curtain falls on $4,000. 🎭

A bold new chapter is unfolding in the corporate bitcoin world. Strive, co-founded by Vivek Ramaswamy, has agreed to merge with Semler Scientific. Full stock purchase combines two of the most aggressive corporate buyers of bitcoin. Both Boards voted to approve the move, pending closing conditions. The transaction aims to entrust Strive’s position as a bitcoin treasury management leader and provide Semler stockholders with a solid premium. 🚀

On-chain metrics? More like on-chain *magic tricks*. Daily active addresses (DAA) are climbing faster than a social climber at a champagne reception 🥂, currently lounging at 63.97%. Who needs a market upswing when you’ve got *organic demand*? How très chic.

The State of Delaware, that most accommodating of bureaucratic playgrounds, has been chosen by WisdomTree not merely as a legal address but as a theatrical stage for its grandiose ambitions. After all, who wouldn’t want to conduct business in a state where the law is as flexible as a yoga instructor’s schedule? It’s the kind of environment where even the most absurd financial schemes can masquerade as prudent investments.

Buterin, that clever clogs, declared Base an “Ethereum Layer-2 doing things the right way.” Sure, it’s got a few centralized bits to make life easier for users, but it’s still anchored to Ethereum’s Layer 1 like a barnacle to a battleship. Because nothing says “trust” like a network that can’t steal your funds or block withdrawals-unless it’s a Tuesday and the coffee’s weak. ☕