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Ce savant travail, dirigé par le fameux économiste Murray A. Rudd – qui doit absolument avoir une boule de cristal – utilise un modèle de probabilité tout neuf pour examiner comment la contrainte d’offre et la demande institutionnelle pourraient faire grimper la valeur de cette fameuse pièce, aussi inconstante qu’un chat en pleine chasse aux papillons.

The shopping list? Mining rigs (AKA: glorified space heaters), plus some XRP, BTC, ETH, SOL, LTC, USDC, and DOGE. That last one’s a Shiba Inu meme people keep trying to make into actual money, but don’t worry, your grandma’s coin purse is safe. 🐶💸

Remember Project Guardian? Launched in 2022, it was the sort of thing that made grown-up financiers whisper excitedly about “decentralized finance” and “tokenized assets.” Fast forward to today, and it’s no longer just a playground for experiments. Public blockchains are now the new black, allowing institutions to weave tokenized finance into their operations like a fancy silk thread in a suit. 🧵✨

So, Btc Turk, in a classic display of bravado, insists that all is well-“precautionary measures,” they call it-while their wallets chill in the cold. Yes, dear reader, the cold wallets, sleeping peacefully while the hot wallets try to fake out the burglars. Meanwhile, they assure everyone via their usual “trust us” message on X that their fortress is impregnable. How comforting! 🏰

Folks in the crypto crowd blinked, wondering if Bessent’s speech was a kind of political slapstick, or just him being him-baffling, unpredictable, and famous for walking the line like a tightrope walker with no safety net. Someone even quipped, “You’re all over the place dude,” which perfectly sums up the mood-cryptocurrency fans spinning faster than a roulette wheel at the county fair. 🎡