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The funds raised are primarily earmarked for expanding Metaplanet’s Bitcoin holdings, and are spearheaded in large part by Eric Trump, son of US President Donald Trump, and a Metaplanet advisor. 🎩💼 (Because nothing says “trustworthy” like a Trump heir advising your crypto bets.)
Apparently, in August alone they exchanged 5.5 million of their USDS – which stands for… well, it stands for USDS, obviously – for 73 million SKY tokens. It’s all very circular, isn’t it? Like a particularly confused snake eating its own tail. 🐍
Metaplanet, the corporate Robin Hood of Japan, has been on a Bitcoin-buying spree that would make even Michael Saylor raise an eyebrow. Their latest binge? A cool 1,009 BTC for ¥16.48 billion ($112 million). With a total stash now sitting pretty at 20,000 BTC, they’ve officially claimed the crown as Japan’s top corporate Bitcoin hoarder. 🏆 But here’s the kicker: their stock price seems to be staging a protest, plummeting like it’s auditioning for a gravity-defying stunt show. 😅
TRON’s fearless leader, Justin Sun, has already declared WLFI to be one of the most significant projects in the crypto universe. In a move that would make even the most dedicated HODLers blush, Sun announced he has no intention of dumping his unlocked tokens, claiming he’s all in for the long haul. To top it off, he’s pledged to expand TRON’s USD1 stablecoin to a whopping $200 million, effectively tying WLFI into a larger, more complex web of financial wizardry. 🎩✨
Zschach, ever the philosopher of finance, insists that “neutral, shared governance” is the true mark of strength. One might ask: what is this “neutral governance” if not a fancy way of saying “no one’s in charge, but everyone’s in on it”? 🤷♂️
Once, in the golden days of August, SUI soared to $3.90-a fleeting ecstasy. Now? It languishes between $3.18 and $3.28, a pitiful spectacle. The $3.20 support-oh, how it has suffered!-bears the weight of desperate traders, their souls mortgaged to volatility.
The month’s curtain rose with Bitcoin sprawled face-first beneath the so-called critical support, and the audience-such as it is-responded with a shrug worthy of existential French cinema. Evidently, most investors still slumber through calamity, orbital snooze buttons set for ‘apocalypse.’
The Foundation (a rather grand name, if you ask me) announced this Monday. Holešky will be given the heave-ho just two weeks after they finish fiddling about with something called the Fusaka upgrade – sometime in September, if they can get their act together.
On Monday, Bloomberg, the news outlet that brings you the latest in finance with a side of existential dread, reported that Tesla stock has lost its luster among South Korea’s retail investors. These savvy traders have been offloading Tesla shares like hot potatoes in favor of something a bit more… sparkly.
According to the holy scrolls of RWA.xyz, as chronicled by the apostles of SolanaFloor, the value of RWAs on Solana soared to $500.10 million, a 2.09% ascent that would make even the most stoic economist blush. Ten percent net inflows in a month? Why, it’s as if the very earth itself conspired to bless Solana’s ledger! And yet, the faithful RWA holders multiplied: 5.27% more wallets, 92 assets listed-a modest harvest, but a harvest nonetheless. 🌾
