qfx They’re all about swooping in on Bitcoin like a starved seagull at a beach picnic, with plans to gobble up a bunch more BTC in September and October. So if you’re feeling left out at the digital gold buffet, don’t worry-Metaplanet is on it.
The surge in trading volume coincided with a flurry of regulatory activity. Daily turnover skyrocketed 115% to $402.21 million when XLM touched $0.40, a testament to the growing interest from institutional investors who, like a pack of hungry wolves, were circling the cryptocurrency space in anticipation of ETF approvals. Recent filings for funds tied to domestically developed digital assets, including the ever-charming Stellar, have only added to the frenzy, drawing in corporate and institutional money even as regulators pondered whether to tighten the leash.
This wasn’t just any ordinary feat-it was like David slaying Goliath but with more GPUs and less sling. The Bitcoin network difficulty? A whopping 26 trillion. The odds of success? Slimmer than finding a needle in a haystack made entirely of needles. Yet, armed with persistence, some serious tech, and a sprinkle of dumb luck, this miner proved that even in a world dominated by industrial-scale operations, the little guy can still shine brighter than a supernova. 🌟
It appears, my dear reader, that countless analysts perched upon the digital birch trees of X whisper feverish dreams: ADA shall soar, not unlike the price of wheat after a poor harvest, reaching even the lofty heights of $5! One wonders whether these men are driven by conviction or by the same spirit that overtakes peasants gambling at cards. 🤔
Jacob, our resident doom-whisperer, points out that the $110,000 level was supposed to be Bitcoin’s safety blanket. But instead of a cozy hug, it’s more like a threadbare towel in a hurricane. Powell hinted at a rate cut, and for a hot second, everyone acted like they’d won the lottery. Bitcoin jumped, traders high-fived, and then… crickets. Or, more accurately, the sound of Bitcoin sliding back to $112,000 like a kid who’s been told the ice cream truck is out of Cookie Dough. 🍦→🚫
The Dow Jones, the S&P 500, and the Nasdaq Composite-all those grand names-have begun the day as if they’ve been struck by a mild case of existential dread. Stocks opened largely unchanged, as if waiting for some divine intervention from Nvidia’s numbers. Despite this recent bout of sluggishness, the S&P 500 still boasts a 2% gain over the past month. The Dow, ever the optimist, is up 2.9%, while the Nasdaq eyes a modest 2% rise. Bravo, markets, bravo! 👏
Bitcoin’s mining difficulty is now 129.7 trillion, having climbed a modest 0.20% five days ago at block height 911232. Despite this tiny increase slowing miners down a bit while their revenue takes a hit, the network’s hashrate remains impressively high at 965.77 exahash per second (EH/s) as of Aug. 27. That’s just 11 EH/s away from hitting a new record. Who knew stubbornness could pay off? 🙃
Solayer, you might say, is the sheriff in town when it comes to making sure different parts of the blockchain world can talk to each other-especially the Solana Virtual Machine (SVM) ecosystem. They’re known for building bridges, but not the kind that collapse when a truck drives over them. No, these are bridges that make sure your crypto travels safely from one place to another.
According to our sage, “There exists a gush of efficiency in SOL DATs that allows them to amass the trading supply-yes, the elusive creature not to be confused with mere circulating supply-far superior to the heft of ETH or BTC.” With a flourish, he notes, “The recent announcement of a whopping $2.5 billion in SOL DATs ought to ring like a triumphant bell: imagine it as a $30 billion uplift for ETH or an astonishing $91 billion for BTC!” Who wouldn’t want that kind of windfall? 😂
Le dernier rapport de la fine observatrice CryptoQuant, qui consiste à compter et recomposer le flux de ces grands investisseurs lors d’un mois en or, montre que nos géants de l’eau salée distribuent leur fortune, à l’aide de graphiques qui ressemblent à la mauvaise humeur d’un marabout en pleine lune. Louons leur défi : ils expulsent leur XRP avec la régularité d’un vieux moulin à vent, et le signal est aussi clair qu’une bouteille à la mer : « Nous vendons, mes amis, nous vidons nos cales ! »