$ASTER About to Pop? Gorky Would’ve Called This Financial Farce a Tragedy 🎭💥
Aster DEX – born from the holy matrimony of Astherus and APX Finance in September 2025 – emerged not as a revolution, but as a crescendo of noise in an already deafening market. Lo and behold, it seized over 50% of the perpetual DEX pie! Daily volumes? A thunderous $70 billion – a number so large it would make even Gorky weep into his borscht. 🥣💸



