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June’s rise was the financial equivalent of a polite cough-zero monthly increase and 2.4% on the year. July, conversely, was that cough from an opera singer – loud, dramatic, and impossible to ignore, reminding everyone that inflation at the wholesale level is like trying to keep damp socks dry: it just doesn’t work.
For nearly a week, Stellar [XLM] has been engaged in a dance of indecision, mirroring the bullish patterns of its neighbor, Ripple [XRP]. Yet, one cannot help but wonder if this is a prelude to a grander performance or merely a fleeting flirtation with fate. 😏
Ether, too, danced its own tragic ballet, brushing against its 2021 high of $4,791.19 before tripping over U.S. wholesale inflation data. The markets, ever the drama queens, screamed, “Sell! Sell! Sell!” and down they went, like a circus act gone wrong. 🤡📉
0.9 %-a figure that economists, poor loves, had mis-read by a cool 0.7 %. 📊
In his latest “strategy session” (read: YouTube rant to 83,800 wide-eyed subscribers), Svenson reckons ETH could rally by 66% to 200% from its current level. Because, you know, Fibonacci levels. Or as I like to call them, “fancy math that makes my head spin.” 🌀
After a bullish sprint, BONK now pirouettes into a “healthy correction,” retreating toward support like a man returning to his ex’s doorstep. This confluence zone, a sacred trinity of technical indicators, could spark a reversal-or a spectacular implosion. The future remains a mystery, wrapped in candlestick charts. 🕯️
Apparently, Invesco Galaxy filed this thing back on June 25, 2025, like it’s some kind of time capsule. 📜 They’re all about that spot exposure with staking rewards, which sounds fancy but let’s be real-it’s just crypto trying to act grown-up. Unlike Bitcoin or Ethereum ETFs, this one’s all about SOL, the blockchain that’s like the Usain Bolt of Layer 1s. 🏃♂️💨
According to Glassnode-which, I assume, is just a fancy way of saying “people who stare at charts all day”-their “Percent Supply in Profit” metric for ETH just hit 98%. That’s the kind of number I’d want on my cholesterol test, but here it means basically everyone’s sitting on a bonus, except for the one guy who somehow bought ETH during a solar eclipse or something. 📈
Born in 2015 as a “safe communications system” (whatever that means), Gleec later pivoted to a full-blown blockchain ecosystem on a Bitcoin fork. 🍴 Its 21 million GLEEC tokens are here to save emerging markets, one IBAN at a time. Or so they say.
His words sent the yen soaring like a TikTok dance trend and Bitcoin sky-high like a meme stock. USD/JPY dropped 0.5% to 146.72, and Tokyo stocks? They’re now in a breakup spiral after a two-day record rally. 💔