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SharpLink Gaming, Inc. (Nasdaq: SBET), in a move that could either be hailed as visionary or criticized as a high-stakes gamble, has added another 143,593 ETH to its digital coffers, valued at about $667 million. This latest acquisition, announced on August 19, 2025, brings the company’s total ETH holdings to a staggering 740,760 ETH. For those keeping score at home, that’s a mean buying price of roughly $4,648 per ETH, indicating that SharpLink is not just playing the short game but is deeply committed to Ethereum’s long-term potential. This news was shared on SharpLink’s official X account, because why keep such good news to yourself? 😄

Plot twist! H100 Group (a.k.a. the financial Justice League featuring GS9 and HOGPF) woke up, said “YOLO 💸,” and dropped SEK 118 million-ish on 102 shiny new Bitcoins at roughly the cost of two Stockholm studio apartments per coin. Total haul? 911.29 BTC-because apparently nothing says “diversified portfolio” like hoarding digital Chuck E. Cheese tokens … Read more

After a grandiose 80% surge in July, BONK’s hype is now slowly deflating like a balloon in a sauna. 

Ark made a solid addition on August 19, purchasing another 356,346 Bullish shares for a total of $21.2 million, closing the day with a stock price of $59.51. Not bad for a Tuesday investment! 🙌

In an unfortunate mimicry of Bitcoin and Ethereum, XRP price languishes in its bearish torment after a stubborn scandal with the $3.120 level. Bereft of higher support, it trudges below the $3.00 sanctuary.

In an apparent race to the bottom, Ethereum has failed to regain composure after plummeting below the $4,550 mark, joining Bitcoin in this rather unfortunate trend. ETH’s latest plummet saw it tumble beneath the $4,350 support zone. Talk about dramatic flair! 🎭

Once upon a March 2018, Rogoff issued a pronouncement worthy of Cassandra herself: Bitcoin, claimed he, was fated for doom-a mere instrument for evildoers, fit only for laundering nefarious fortunes and cheating the taxman. At the time, Bitcoin’s price, like a fainting debutante, collapsed from nearly $20,000 to a tepid $11,000, and, as any tragic French comedy demands, plummeted deep to just over $3,000 before winter’s chill had truly settled. Rogoff’s lament echoed the chorus of bubble-pop prophets, all convinced that this unruly crypto spectacle would soon expire-perhaps dramatically, with an offstage crash and thunder.

But wait! Before you rush off to buy some FRNT tokens in a frenzy of patriotic fervor, take heed: regulatory hurdles still loom large. The token remains tantalizingly out of reach for the public-at least for now. According to an enigmatic post on X (formerly Twitter) from the Wyoming Stable Token Commission, trading will open “in the coming days” during an exclusive early access period via Kraken exchange. And if exclusivity is your thing, there’s also talk of Visa-integrated card platforms and Avalanche-based rainbows-or something like that. 🌈💳

The UK’s OFSI report drops the mic on this mess: “Oh yeah, we hacked Lykke in June 2024. No KYC? No problem. Let’s just bridge stolen BTC to ETH via Thorchain and pretend we’re not criminals.” 🚀

Governor Mark Gordon, that paragon of progressive politics, has declared Wyoming the “leading state on blockchain.” To which we can only reply: *leading*? My dear sir, you’ve merely planted a flag in the sandbox of innovation. But to each their own frontier! 🏳️‍🌈