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And hold onto your hats, ’cause Husky Inu’s also lassoing itself toward another fundraising milestone, nearin’ $900,000 like a cowboy chasin’ a sunset. 🌅💰

Earlier, on Fox Business, he had the audacity to proclaim, “We’re not going to be buying that,” sending Bitcoin tumbling from $121,100 to $118,950 faster than a Coward cocktail at a society party. 🍸💸 But, oh! The plot thickens! Later, on social media, he clarified that the department is “exploring budget-neutral pathways” to acquire more Bitcoin. How delightfully vague! 🧐

Now, let’s address the elephant in the blockchain room! Ethereum’s current market cap is flirting at around $450 billion. The global crude oil market? A hefty $2.6 trillion. So, if Ethereum is indeed the plumbing of our financial world, why shouldn’t it rival oil? Simple math suggests that ETH needs a 6.6x jump to reach oil’s benchmark. If we crowdfund a few time machines and get this thing to $20,000, we’ll be laughing all the way to the bank! And no, this isn’t based on hopium; drop that notion right now. We’re talking infrastructure. We’re talking real usage. We’re talking yield that’s more reliable than grandma’s cookie recipe! 🍪

In a thrilling twist of fate, our AI buddy decided to consult four large language models (because why not?) with the same inputs to come up with its grand predictions. It took a good look at the latest price antics, historical drama, and all those fancy technical market tools like Fibonacci extensions (which sounds like a yoga pose, but isn’t) and support and resistance lines. Oh, and let’s not forget the potential catalysts-like ETF applications, legal clarity, and the overall state of the universe. 🌌

In the grand tapestry of time, the 8-hour chart for $DOGE reveals a steady ascent since the fateful month of June. A swing high in July, a moment of triumph, saw the price soar to $0.28, only to be followed by a dramatic plunge-ah, the drama of the markets! Yet, behold! The price has reclaimed its rightful place above the ascending trendline, and with the Stochastic RSIs languishing at the bottom, the bulls, those optimistic creatures, dare to dream of yet another higher high in this latest mini uptrend. 🐂

So, Tron [TRX] has been doing the cha-cha within an ascending channel for two whole months. Healthy pullbacks? Check. At the time of writing, TRX was trading at $0.357 after taking a tiny 2.12% tumble on the daily charts. But hey, before this mini-dip, TRX had been strutting its stuff with gains of 5.48% weekly and a whopping 19% monthly. Not too shabby for a digital coin, eh?

The reliable bores at Whale Alert sounded the gong (as they do, periodically reminding us they exist), insisting the provenance of this wallet was shrouded in thrilling mystery. Of course, upon inspection, and to no one’s ultimate surprise, it was discovered to be Binance’s own wallet structure-less cloak-and-dagger, more accountant-with-a-stamp.

Sui (SUI), that once-proud digital currency, now trades at the modest sum of $3.81, having surrendered 6% of its value over the last day, with a staggering $1.56 billion in turnover. This descent was precipitated by a tempest of liquidations that swept through the major exchanges, leaving in its wake a trail of closed positions-longs worth $14.34K and shorts worth $119.18K. Binance, ever the battlefield, bore witness to the largest casualties, with $67.37K in short liquidations and $13.59K in longs. The lesser exchanges, such as OKX, Bybit, and Gate, also experienced their share of losses, though on a more modest scale.

According to some genius named Arab Chain (no relation to Aladdin, we checked 🧞‍♂️), the leverage ratio on major platforms has taken a chill pill since early August. It went from a wild 0.27 to a mellow 0.25, with a tiny rebound. 🌊 Meanwhile, May and July were like traders on a caffeine binge, placing bets like they were at the Vegas roulette table. 🎰💸

“For the first time,” declared Miss Gupta, with a twinkle in her eye, “we find ourselves in a peculiar situation where there is a significant shortage in available Ethereum for acquisition.” This scarcity, she noted, is largely due to the increasing number of long-term holders, who, much like the landed gentry of old, are reluctant to part with their precious holdings, thereby reducing the liquid supply. 📊