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Armstrong claims this shift will be gradual, like watching paint dry but with more spreadsheets. Big companies will lead the charge, using blockchain to raise capital, while smaller businesses will eventually follow, kicking and screaming, because FOMO is a hell of a drug. 🚀💼

First, imagine this: governments-the same entities that once frowned upon Bitcoin-are now considering buying it by the truckload. Oui, you heard correctly! While ETFs and corporations have been busy hoarding BTC like squirrels preparing for winter, sovereign nations have been… well, napping. But whispers from central banks, particularly in the Czech Republic, suggest they may wake up soon. Will they buy Bitcoin to diversify their reserves or just to irritate gold? Only time will tell. 🤔

June’s rise was the financial equivalent of a polite cough-zero monthly increase and 2.4% on the year. July, conversely, was that cough from an opera singer – loud, dramatic, and impossible to ignore, reminding everyone that inflation at the wholesale level is like trying to keep damp socks dry: it just doesn’t work.

For nearly a week, Stellar [XLM] has been engaged in a dance of indecision, mirroring the bullish patterns of its neighbor, Ripple [XRP]. Yet, one cannot help but wonder if this is a prelude to a grander performance or merely a fleeting flirtation with fate. 😏

Ether, too, danced its own tragic ballet, brushing against its 2021 high of $4,791.19 before tripping over U.S. wholesale inflation data. The markets, ever the drama queens, screamed, “Sell! Sell! Sell!” and down they went, like a circus act gone wrong. 🤡📉

0.9 %-a figure that economists, poor loves, had mis-read by a cool 0.7 %. 📊

In his latest “strategy session” (read: YouTube rant to 83,800 wide-eyed subscribers), Svenson reckons ETH could rally by 66% to 200% from its current level. Because, you know, Fibonacci levels. Or as I like to call them, “fancy math that makes my head spin.” 🌀

After a bullish sprint, BONK now pirouettes into a “healthy correction,” retreating toward support like a man returning to his ex’s doorstep. This confluence zone, a sacred trinity of technical indicators, could spark a reversal-or a spectacular implosion. The future remains a mystery, wrapped in candlestick charts. 🕯️

Apparently, Invesco Galaxy filed this thing back on June 25, 2025, like it’s some kind of time capsule. 📜 They’re all about that spot exposure with staking rewards, which sounds fancy but let’s be real-it’s just crypto trying to act grown-up. Unlike Bitcoin or Ethereum ETFs, this one’s all about SOL, the blockchain that’s like the Usain Bolt of Layer 1s. 🏃♂️💨

According to Glassnode-which, I assume, is just a fancy way of saying “people who stare at charts all day”-their “Percent Supply in Profit” metric for ETH just hit 98%. That’s the kind of number I’d want on my cholesterol test, but here it means basically everyone’s sitting on a bonus, except for the one guy who somehow bought ETH during a solar eclipse or something. 📈