Grand-Uncle Bitcoin’s ₱oĹķa-Mad ₿allet Whirls to $122K-Wallets Shriek & Onions Weep! 🎩💸

Listen closely and you will hear the clatter: for three consecutive dawns the spot-ETF coffers have slurped up a tidy $773 million, a sum grander than the yearly beet budget of seventeen districts. BlackRock’s IBIT now guards eighty billion in shining satoshis-only fourteen more and the golden calf itself begins to perspire with envy.




