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Tokens with AI in their name surge forward, as if driven by the will of steel and wires. These digital coins-they claim to revolutionize everything, from purchasing imaginary robot services to rewarding earnest souls clicking in their dimly lit rooms. Some platforms, it is rumored, are even launched by AI itself. Will the machines give away all riches, or just a few meme coins for laughs? One can only guess, while holding their breath and their wallets tightly… in case both disappear.

According to the court documents (yes, those thrilling reads) released by Judge Katherine Failla, the jurors sent out SOS signals asking for more info before admitting they were stuck like glue on two of the charges.

Nate Geraci, president of the ETF Store and unofficial prophet of finance, didn’t mince words: “Yes, I think BlackRock was waiting to see this before filing for iShares XRP ETF.” He went full philosopher-mode, adding, “Makes zero sense for them to ignore crypto assets beyond BTC & ETH.” Translation? Either BlackRock is playing chess while others play checkers, or they’re about to get left in the digital dust. Bold move either way.

Let’s talk numbers, shall we? PEPE hit $0.00001083 in July-oh, what a proud moment for our froggy friend! But then, like a toddler throwing a tantrum, it dropped over 8% amid market jitters. Why? Well, blame Uncle Sam and his shiny new tariffs, plus the exit of one Arthur Hayes, who cashed out $414,000 worth of PEPE. Some might call him wise; others might call him a party pooper. Either way, bearish sentiment spread faster than gossip in a small town. 😅

So, the odds of the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) approving a Ripple exchange-traded fund (ETF) shot up to almost 90% on Aug. 8. According to Polymarket, the blockchain’s crystal ball, the chances spiked by 20 percentage points in less than 24 hours. Because, you know, nothing says “I’m serious” like a last-minute Hail Mary.

The hashrate kept climbing, and just ten blocks before the network’s next difficulty adjustment, it hit 976 EH/s based on the seven-day simple moving average (SMA), according to hashrateindex.com metrics. Imagine a digital gym where the weights keep getting heavier, but the lifters keep getting stronger. That’s Bitcoin for you.

But wait! Before you grab your virtual champagne, remember this: thanks to the infamous BitLicense, only US users outside New York State can join the fun. Poor New Yorkers are left out in the cold again, clutching their bagels and lamenting their inability to trade without extra hurdles. At least the costs and barriers are lower for everyone else-so, hooray for small mercies? 🥶💸

The idea of real-world asset (RWA) tokenisation has been one of the blockchain industry’s most hyped-up concepts for ages. It’s the dream where everything from real estate to U.S. Treasuries can be magically transformed into digital tokens and traded around the clock. 🕒✨

It appears the Foundation has kicked into high gear, promising to match community donations up to that hefty spondulicks-doubling down on their support for privacy and open-source shenanigans. The legal eagle handling Storm’s case shared the news with the enthusiasm of a cat in a litter box: “The @ethereumfndn has generously offered to match up to $500k in further donations to support Roman’s legal aid.” Cheers all around! 🍾

It appears Coinbase, in a most daring act of innovation, has introduced within its hallowed app a “Decentralized Exchange” (or DEX, for the uninitiated), whereby a select group of U.S. users-minus those formidable New Yorkers-can now swap Base-native tokens with as much speed as Lady Catherine might lend a sharp retort. This new feature, a hybrid of sorts, promises to marry the swift convenience of a well-managed banquet with the expansive diversity of DeFi’s wildest markets. Truly, a feat worthy of note-if only for the audacity.