Michael Saylor’s Billion-Dollar “Safe Haven” Adventure in Bitcoin

His favored talisman, the preferred stock Stretch (ticker: STRC), yields 11.5% annually, a figure Saylor seems to regard with the reverence one might reserve for a rare insect in amber. It allows liquidity to blossom for further Bitcoin acquisitions, without the common shares feeling the prickly squeeze of dilution.

FBI: Americans Lost Over $11 Billion to Crypto Scams – Organized Crime Gets Richer!

In a shocking revelation that is sure to be met with a collective sigh, Americans reported losses of $11.4 billion to cryptocurrency scams in 2025. This marks a 22% increase from 2024, underscoring the relentless march of digital asset fraud, according to an FBI report released Tuesday. Imagine what that kind of money could do in the real economy, but nope-it’s in the pockets of swindlers and their well-funded, glittering scams.

Bitcoin Plummets to $68k as Iran Deadline Looms: What’s Next?

Right now, the funding rate is the key indicator for understanding Bitcoin’s market. Currently, it’s negative across most exchanges. This means traders who are betting *against* Bitcoin (short positions) are paying those betting *on* it (long positions) to maintain their trades. Essentially, most traders are preparing for the price to fall, even though it has been going up recently.

Ethereum to $5,700? Or Will It Crash Harder Than My Dating Life?

Carter’s over on X (yeah, Twitter, but let’s call it X because we’re fancy now) saying Ethereum’s in this ‘ascending channel.’ Sounds like a bad dating app for elevators. Anyway, he’s all bullish because the price hasn’t broken below the channel yet. Great. My ex didn’t break my heart either-doesn’t mean she’s coming back.

Solana Set for April Rally: Could SOL Break Above $100 Again

As we kick off the new month, my analysis of the data suggests a potential shift in Solana’s price trend. For months, we’ve seen a consistent decline, but my prediction algorithm is now indicating a bullish outlook – meaning it suggests Solana might finally be poised for some recovery.