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Canary Capital has done what every crypto enthusiast definitely asked for: an ETF that lets you dabble in XRP without accidentally setting your laptop on fire trying to “wallet” it. Bitcoin? Been there. Ether? Done that. Solana? Oh no, not again.
The magic, called StableFX, is live on the testnet (imagine a fancy dress rehearsal) using Arc, their homemade blockchain-like a blockchain donut, tasty and built to support real world moolah.
XRP has since climbed from $2.20 to near $2.50, with all eyes now on ongoing sentiment. 🕰️
In an exclusive chat (or eavesdrop, nobody’s judging) with BeInCrypto, the wise sage of Wallets, Jamie Elkaleh, said Japan is probably going to throw the biggest, flashiest XRP party soonest. 🎉
Ladies and gentlemen, the Federal Reserve is playing hard to get! The odds of a December rate cut have plummeted to a thrilling 52%, leaving investors more uncertain than a Mel Brooks plot twist. According to CME’s FedWatch tool, it’s anyone’s guess what’ll happen at the Dec. 10 meeting. Will they cut? Won’t they? Who knows? Not us-we’re too busy writing this! 🤷♂️
With the ink still wet on his digital parchment, Patel proclaims that Dogecoin, the once-mocked mule of the crypto world, stands poised for a historic leap, its trajectory a comet’s tail toward $5. The breakout, a phoenix rising from ashes, and the retest, a ritual of rebirth, have sealed the structure for a parabolic explosion. Behold, the same pattern that once ignited the 2017 and 2021 bull cycles now echoes in the monthly rhythm, a cyclical symphony of greed and fear. 🌟
Bitcoin’s been trying to rebound like a yo-yo with a broken string, but the mid-$100K zone is acting like a magnetic force field, repelling all attempts at greatness. 🧲🚀 The market’s stuck in a range so tight, it’s like a pair of skinny jeans after Thanksgiving dinner. 🦃👖
The AFP reveals with a grimace that these impostors have infiltrated the very veins of government infrastructure, using the ReportCyber tool-a labyrinth of bureaucracy-to masquerade as knights in shining armor. They submit reports, then later, with the subtlety of a whisper in a storm, contact their victims, feigning the voice of the law, luring them to check “official” websites, where the illusion of legitimacy is as convincing as a magician’s trick.
Dr. Ju-chun Ko, a legislator with the earnestness of a man who’s never lost a debate to a parrot, claims the New Taiwan Dollar’s volatility “threatens stability.” Of course, because nothing says “stability” like tethering your economy to a digital token invented by an anonymous anarchist. 🧨
Cathie Wood’s firm added 353,328 CRCL shares across its ARKK, ARKW, and ARKF ETFs, a move that screams, “This price drop is so temporary!” Or, as the market whispered, “Cathie’s buying the dip. Again. 🤷♂️📈.”
