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Kindly MD (NAKA), a health-care and bitcoin treasury company (who knew?), faces being delisted from the Nasdaq exchange after its share price failed to meet minimum listing requirements. 🤯

Some fancy-pants institutional funds tied to SOL are playing hard to get, while others are still sliding into its DMs. 🥂 It’s not a breakup-just a bit of relationship counseling. 💑

“I’ve heard about it, I’ll look at it,” Trump announced during a Monday extravaganza of journalistic tap dance that could be mistaken for a Vogon poetry reading. Rodriguez, hailed by some as a crypto Lummic and by others as a digital highwayman, was sentenced to five Earth rotations in penal servitude. His crime? Operating a digital mixer that shuffled around $237 million in funds with more subtlety than the Galactic Federation attempting to talk about peace.

Japan’s descent into the regulated digital finance rabbit hole continues, with SBI Holdings and Startale leading the charge. Their stablecoin, fully compliant and globally usable, is set to redefine what it means to be “stable” in the crypto world. Spoiler: it’s not volatility.

On December 13, 2025-mark it in diamond-encrusted calendars-Luke Judges, Global Partner Success Lead and evidently, part-time showman, declared from the stage: “XRP is no longer a homebody.” 🗣️✨ Gone are the days when one expected XRP to stay quietly on its Ledger, sipping tea and knitting smart contracts. Now? It’s debuting on Solana in the form of wXRP-a wrapped, glamorous cousin that looks just like the original, but dances better. 💃🕺 Backed 1:1 (so no, this isn’t a Ponzi with a better tailor), wXRP is the respectable liaison between worlds, made possible by Hex Trust (the custody butler) and LayerZero (the teleportation butler). Thanks to them, XRP can now jet-set across chains, attend DeFi soirées, and flirt with yield pools-all without losing its vintage charm.

Launched on December 15th, this marvel of modern finance-the coinage of whispers-promises private BTC and ETH perpetual trades, with leverage up to an eye-popping 1001x. That’s right, folks, one thousand and one times the fun, with none of the peeking, prodding, or public shaming typical of lesser platforms. Trades execute faster than you can say “slippage,” with zero costs during the promotional honeymoon until December’s end-happy holidays, traders! 🎉

Ethereum couldn’t even hold above $3,150. Pathetic. It joined Bitcoin in the “Let’s Disappoint Everyone” club, sliding below $3,120 and $3,050 like it had somewhere better to be.

In this riveting saga of market dynamics, we shall indulge our curiosity by dissecting the current state of affairs, pondering potential gains, and casting an anxious glance at the lurking shadows of downside risks, all in the hopes of discerning whether XRP can muster the audacity to reclaim its former splendor.

And so, we continue our journey through the murky waters of regulatory uncertainty, where crypto exchanges, issuers, and institutional investors in the US must navigate the choppy seas without the guiding light of clarity.

Filecoin, that paragon of digital virtue, crumbled through its support levels like a poorly constructed farce, shedding 5.1% to $1.24. A volume surge rivaling a mob at a bakery signaled institutions bidding adieu, according to CoinDesk’s crystal ball 🔮.