qfx Imagine, if you will, a world where Shor’s algorithm, that mischievous prodigy of quantum computing, unravels Bitcoin’s defenses in a mere blink of an eye. Carvalho, ever the Cassandra, insists this apocalypse could dawn in a scant three to five years—a timeline as audacious as it is terrifying. ⏳💥
The burgeoning interest in these ephemeral coins can be traced to several factors, one being the clarity of regulatory frameworks—oh, how delightful when policies don’t resemble an unkempt garden! Add to this the increasing embrace of digital assets by corporate treasuries and a veritable flood of institutional investments, and one can hardly blame the ordinary man for dreaming of riches! 🌧️💸
The TON Wallet, a marvel of modern alchemy, allows its users to buy, sell, and trade the elusive cryptocurrencies—Bitcoin BTC ($118,307), Ethereum ETH ($3,758), Toncoin TON ($3.32), Tether USDT ($1.00), and, as the company so humbly boasts, “hundreds more.” All this, mind you, from the comfort of your Telegram app. Truly, we live in an age of miracles and madness. 🌪️
“Oh, tokenized securities,” they lamented in a missive to the SEC’s Crypto Task Force, as regaled by the esteemed scribes at Bloomberg, “You must triumph not through cunning regulatory acrobatics but through delivering true innovation and efficiency to your beleaguered market patrons!” Oh, how noble, indeed! 😏
Of course, this surge has everyone feeling optimistic—or at least pretending to be. Short-term gains are impressive, but let’s not kid ourselves: optimism in crypto is often just another word for “hoping we’re not wrong.” Questions linger about whether this recovery runs deeper than a puddle after a light drizzle. 🌧️
Ether ETFs kept their winning streak alive, grabbing another $296.59 million — 12 days straight of catching the green wave. Fidelity’s FETH and Blackrock’s ETHA were the star performers, pulling in $126.93 million and $101.98 million respectively, as if to say, “We’re just getting started.”
PUMP.fun (PUMP) has decided that gravity is, in fact, a law. The $0.004035 “support” level—once a cozy nest for hopeful traders—is now a distant memory. Like a bad relationship, it tried to rekindle things on July 22, but the rejection was swift and brutal.
He’s talkin’ about market caps, and inflation, and some kinda wave theory that sounds like tryin’ to predict the ocean with a teaspoon. Says folks are missin’ the bleedin’ obvious. That it ain’t just about the price goin’ up, it’s about how many of these digital beans are floatin’ around. More beans mean less punch to each one, see? Simple enough, even for a fella who spends all day lookin’ at glowin’ screens. He says you gotta look at the whole field, not just one pretty bloom.
The company bravely declared that these shiny new tokens came from spot purchases and some discounted locked SOL—because who doesn’t love a bargain? Plus, they raked in 867 SOL through staking, validator rewards, and some on-chain wizardry. Clearly, they’re hell-bent on expanding their Solana empire. Watch out, world!
Now, what, pray tell, is this golden cross? Imagine it—a short-term moving average, quite sprightly, skips above the long-term moving average like a whimsical dancer at a ball, often the 50-day moving average touching the majestic tail of the 200-day one. It’s a signal for hope! Upward momentum, they say! Who wouldn’t want such momentum trailing behind them like a loyal pet? 🦴
