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Verily, rivers of gold are cascading into Ethereum’s domain. The U.S. spot ETH ETFs have witnessed inflows of staggering proportion, amassing $2.18 billion in the past week alone, with a singular day yielding a princely sum of $602 million. This frenzy has, for the first time, eclipsed even Bitcoin in allure, signaling a bold shift among asset managers and a burgeoning faith in Ethereum’s versatile charms. 😂

According to the sagacious Conor Grogan, Director at Coinbase, a staggering 913,111 ETH—a sum worth approximately $3.4 billion at the current capricious market rates—has been consigned to the digital void. This prodigious loss, amounting to 0.76% of Ethereum’s circulating supply (120.7 million ETH), serves as a stark reminder of the perils that lurk in the untamed wilderness of blockchain. 📉💔

The short-term chart for $SOL presents a delightful little ascent within an ascending wedge—like a stubborn mule leapin’ over a fence—having already vanquished the $184 resistance. But hold your horses! 🐴 As the price finds its way to the peak of this wedge, and the indicators on the Stochastic RSI are up there like high-flyin’ kites, one must tread lightly. It might just be time for a little dip, my friends, as this could be the perfect moment for a pullback.

This audit stands as the centerpiece of Hoskinson’s endeavor to counter accusations that his esteemed IOG subtly pilfered approximately $600 million worth of ADA during the infamous 2021 Allegra hard fork. Such charges, initially amplified by the notable NFT artist Masato Alexander—who, it appears, crafts tales more convoluted than a Dickens novel—assert that Hoskinson, with a rather theatrical flair, employed a “genesis key” to rewrite the ledger, thus relocating 318 to 350 million unclaimed tokens to wallets controlled by the company. How quaint! 🎭

A Galactic Rollercoaster That Finally Spits Him Out Alive—For the Moment

Our dear cryptocurrency market is basking in a rather robust cap of over $4 trillion—yes, trillion! That’s a number just shy of the GDP of a small nation. Certain sectors are reportedly blooming like the unsuspecting flora of a neglected English garden, while economic data looms on the horizon, promising to agitate this rather serene pond of speculative assets.

In a letter that reads as a modern-day manifesto of financial angst, the banking cabal decries the opacity of the crypto applications. The public—once the vigilant custodian of democratic transparency—is left groping in darkness, unable to scrutinize or debate the true nature of these entities’ proposed business models. What, then, is the essence of a bank, if not the keeper of trust? And yet, the crypto entrepreneurs, with their wings of blockchain and smart contracts, seem determined to redefine the very notion of banking. Their bold vision promises liberation from the cumbersome chains of tradition, even as it threatens to unravel the tapestry of prudence that has long underpinned American finance. 😂

In a gripping report (because who doesn’t love a good incident narrative?), they confirmed all that cash was tied up in one of their internal liquidity accounts. But don’t panic! Your shiny customer funds are as safe as a cat in a sunbeam. ☀️

So, what’s behind this sudden surge? Well, first off, XRP finally escaped from its months-long rut and started gaining some serious traction. The $3.50 level has now become the *line in the sand*, the crypto version of the line drawn in the dirt during an epic playground showdown. If XRP can close above it with enough trading volume, we might just have a road straight to $4. But, and here’s where it gets spicy, if the price slips below $3.35, expect a quick dip to around $3.10. But no worries — many believe it’s just a little “healthy dip” before the next rocket launch 🚀.

According to the all-knowing oracle Etherscan, the gas limit crept up to over 37.3 million units—a nearly 3% rise from last week. Meanwhile, several blocks boldly declared their support for a higher limit, as if gas were the universal currency. 🌌