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Apparently, institutional investors and Ethereum ETFs are the heroes of this story. You know, the kind of heroes who don’t wear capes but do wear suits and probably have spreadsheets as their superpower. This rally started earlier this month, and guess what? It’s making everyone else look around like, “Should I be doing something too?” 🦸♂️💼
Now, here’s where things get fun – imagine a gap in the rocket’s path from $119,000 to a more modest $117,000. It’s like a pothole that the market might just decide to fill with a quick little dip before soaring higher. Technically, this dip could coincide with a retest of the top trendline of the bull flag, which sounds fancy but is really just a fancy chart line that traders pretend is an important landmark. Filling gaps isn’t always guaranteed, but it’s statistically more likely than your chances of figuring out why your houseplants keep dying. So, stay tuned to see whether the market takes a little holiday to visit the gap or simply shouts, “We’re off to the races!” 🏁
According to a recent blog post from Rumble, the video-sharing platform that has somehow managed to host President Donald Trump’s Truth social (a feat that deserves a medal of some sort), they are in the process of acquiring the AI firm Northern Data from Tether. But wait, there’s more! Tether, in a move that can only be described as a classic case of “you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours,” will then become a customer of Rumble, promising to purchase a veritable mountain of graphics processing units (GPUs) over the coming years. One can only hope they have a good storage solution for all those shiny new toys!
The price swings could make a roller coaster blush-soaring from a modest $45 to a daring $135-proof that in the world of digital money, patience is just a fancy word for “waiting to panic sell.” The company-err, platform, OKX-confirmed it would torch (burn) a hefty 65,256,712.097 OKB from its treasure trove of past buys and reserve holdings. And voilà, the supply is now as scarce as a vegan at a Texas BBQ.
Imaginez la scène! Si Bitcoin monte de 119 250 à 150 000, alors le doux Ether, cet encombrant mais charmant petit frère, flirtant avec 35% du marché de son aîné, pourrait atteindre près de 8 656 dollars. Ah! La magie des pourcentages et des calculs subtils! 🧙♂️
As of the latest gossip, the Ethena (ENA) token is trading at $0.7911, a modest rise of 0.6% in the past 24 hours. It has galloped up 36% over the past week and a whopping 141% in the last 30 days. Talk about a glow-up! 🌟
This tragicomic tale serves as yet another reminder that high-leverage bets can transform even the wealthiest traders into mere mortals, much like Andrew Tate trying to explain his life choices or James Wynn attempting to salvage what’s left of his fortune.
Meanwhile, the staid gentlemen of North America and Europe, with their monocles and protocol development, focus on institutional integration. A tale as old as time: the passionate seductress and the reserved intellectual, their strengths intertwining like a waltz. 💃🕺
Two fortnights ago, at the peak of despondency in the Ethereum community, Mr. Kevin, like a valiant knight of old, issued a clarion call based on various monthly charts of ETH/USD, ETH dominance, and ETH/BTC. “We truly were amongst the very first to herald these alarming signs regarding Ethereum,” he declared, “it was as unmistakable as the knowledge that one ought not to wear a bonnet in the rain.” Since that fateful forecast, ETH has galloped forth, gaining a staggering 150%, whilst its so-called beta counterparts-Chainlink, Uniswap, and Ethereum Classic-have enjoyed a rather exuberant rise that might rival the giddiest of ballroom dances. 🎉
The digital seers over at CoinCodex, armed with their machine learning algorithms, have cast their gaze into the future, predicting that SHIB will continue its bullish run. And not just any run, but one that might see it reach new heights in the coming months. 🚀
