qfx After their grand debut in June, they’ve now decided to cross the ocean, because why not? Who’s to say the US must hog all the digital fun? Now, Singapore wakes up to the thrill-one more international conquest, or maybe just a fancy way to say, “Look, Ma, I’m abroad!” 🎩
In a world where cryptocurrency dances to the rhythm of progress, the UK’s regulatory waltz feels more like a shuffle. Kraken’s Arjun Sethi, with a sigh that could rival the wind in Pasternak’s steppes, warns that the UK’s crypto rules-though well-intentioned-are stifling innovation. “It’s like trying to fly a rocket with a parachute,” he tells the Financial Times, his voice dripping with poetic exasperation. “Every click, every warning, every delay-it’s a symphony of hesitation.” 🎶
All those virtual asset service providers (VASPs)-you know, the brave souls who juggle brokers, custodians, and intermediaries-are now competing in the ‘Central Bank’s Favourite Child’ pageant. Get ready to present your case!
XRP, like a rebellious teenager, is threatening to leave its Bitcoin-dominated home. Analysts predict it might sever ties with speculative assets and evolve into a global financial cornerstone. Because, of course, the world needs another “independent standard” to complicate things further. 🎭
It started strong after creeping above $0.1650, much like Bitcoin and Ethereum. But just as quickly, the bulls lost their way and Dogecoin slipped back below $0.1750, proving once again that nothing rises forever (except maybe optimism, but even that fades).
Traders, those cunning foxes, are now perched on the edge of their seats, binoculars in hand, waiting for the great trend shift to be confirmed. Will DOGE hold its ground above those key support levels? Only time-and perhaps a bit of wizardry-will tell. 🧙♂️✨
The U.S. Treasury General Account (TGA) balance has swelled to an astronomical sum exceeding one trillion dollars, a figure that would make even the most austere of economists weep with joy. Once government spending resumes, this excess liquidity could flow back into risk assets, including crypto, as if the universe itself had conspired to fuel a digital gold rush. 🚀
XRP price ascended past $2.420 and $2.50, much like Bitcoin and Ethereum, who are always eager to show off their climbing skills 🧗♂️. The price gained momentum, breaking through the $2.550 barrier with the grace of a ballet dancer 🎭.
Ethereum’s price, like a fleeting dream, ascended past $3,400 and $3,550, mirroring Bitcoin’s ghostly waltz. ETH, a phoenix, climbed above $3,600 and $3,620, only to be met by the cold breath of bears.
On Tuesday, SoFi announced they’ll let customers trade “dozens” of cryptocurrencies-Bitcoin, Ether, and whatever else they can cram into a digital wallet. The rollout? A staggered affair, like a slow-witted possum learning to dance. More folks will get access in the coming weeks, because nothing says “urgency” like a phased launch. 🐢
