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The 200 EMA has been playing bouncer for SHIB since 2024, saying “You shall not pass!” like Gandalf on a bad day. But SHIB finally said “Screw this!” and broke through like a bull in a china shop. And the best part? There’s actually volume behind it – not just some intern pushing buttons between coffee breaks. ☕
Two weeks ago, Ethena escaped a “descending channel”—a fancy term for the financial equivalent of a sinking spaceship. From $0.25 to $0.499? That’s not a rally, it’s a relativity-defying warp jump.
A golden cross, that most auspicious of technical indicators, hath emerged on Bitcoin’s daily chart, like a phoenix from the ashes 🐦. The 50-day simple moving average (SMA) hath crossed above the 200-day SMA, forming a pattern that historically precedes significant bull markets, or so the sages claim 🔮.
And then, as if on cue, the villains arrived. President Trump, proving he still enjoys a bit of attention, signed a stablecoin law. One imagines he simply enjoys the spectacle. JPMorgan, ever the pragmatist, seems to be cautiously sniffing around digital dollars, while Australia has decided crypto is simply dreadful and a breeding ground for financial miscreants. How terribly predictable. But the real drama? Exchanges being relieved of vast sums of money, naturally. 💸
Take last Friday, July 18, for instance. President Donald Trump signed the first crypto bill, the GENIUS Act, into law. Now, I’m no political pundit, but I do know a thing or two about timing. And boy, did those spot Bitcoin ETFs time their daily capital inflows perfectly! 💯💰
Meet the illustrious John von Seggern, an online maestro at the Futureproof Music School, a hidey-hole for those who dream of mastering electronic music. 🎶 He’s got a brand-new shiny AI assistant that does everything except make his morning coffee—trust me, he wishes! This savvy assistant helps him sprinkle some extra magic dust over his courses so his students can waltz through their lessons without a hitch.
The ASI score has jumped 12 points in four days, which, in normal-person terms, means everyone’s suddenly an expert on obscure coins named after Pokémon. Just 24 more points, and we’ll officially be in “altcoin season,” which is like regular season but with more regret and fewer tax deductions.
So, guess what? We’ve got ourselves a bit of a tango between traditional finance and crypto. Sure, the US markets and Bitcoin haven’t been co-starring like they used to, but can we all agree there’s a whiff of a connection? It’s the awkward ex-couple vibe. 😅
Tron [TRX], that digital darling of the masses, now teeters on the edge of decline, having lost its local support like a drunkard losing his footing on an icy Moscow street. AMBCrypto’s analysis—conducted with all the solemnity of a Tolstoyan narrator—reveals a great dumping of TRX tokens upon exchanges, as if the peasants had suddenly decided to revolt against their crypto overlords.
Now, don’t get too comfortable just yet. The market is full of tricks, and our dear BTC might just surprise us. We shall wait and see, my friends, but it seems like the $111K zone is calling out like an old friend who hasn’t been visited in a while. A rather charming old friend, don’t you think?
