qfx Our fearless Bitcoin pioneer is practically waving his arms in the air, like he just don’t care, urging newbies to make “the right choice.” Because, you know, who wouldn’t want to dive into a dizzying world of potential currency explosion?! 💣💰
Yet, amidst the sea of red signals, one beacon of hope remains. A key indicator suggests that the bulls, though seemingly vanquished, might yet rise to reclaim their throne. Should PI price ascend to the lofty heights of $0.47, the bearish forecast may be rendered as obsolete as a gentleman’s letter of introduction.
Now, let’s crunch some ridiculous numbers. In the past 30 days, large holder inflows have absolutely plummeted – think diving off a cliff with no parachute – down a staggering 95% to -12%. Outflows? They’ve decided to join the party too, dropping a delightful 97% to 52%. If you’re wondering, that’s basically like a bunch of whales deciding to pack their bags and move to the Bahamas. 🏖️ Sorry, SHIB, but these big fish have left you high and dry!
Pseudonymous trader Bluntz, a man of mystery with a following of 324,600 on the social media platform X, has his eyes set on the Pudgy Penguins (PENGU) and is predicting a rise of about 66% from current levels. This, he assures us, is all part of a grand five-wave surge, as dictated by the Elliott Wave theory. 🌊
But seriously, folks, this acquisition is a big deal. It’s the largest in Talos’s history, and it’s all about creating a one-stop shop for digital asset investment. Because, let’s face it, institutions want it all – trading, portfolio management, market data, on-chain analytics, and portfolio construction. And who can blame them? 🤷♀️
Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the magic of numbers. Pi Network (PI) has dropped a whopping 26% in the last 30 days. Say goodbye to millions, and hello to a market cap that’s now at a mere $3.4 billion. Well, that’s awkward. 😬
Announced with the flourish of a theatrical curtain on Tuesday, the EU rolled out the red tape for nine unlikely heroes and six questionable enterprises. Among their star ensemble is the ever-so-charming Simeon Boikov, a.k.a. AussieCossack, who seems to have a penchant for disinformation that would make even the most skilled spin doctor blush. 🎭
The inaugural meeting reportedly took place on June 6 at Ripple’s headquarters in San Francisco and included leaders from diverse sectors, such as AME Cloud Ventures, Anduril, Instacart, Scopely, and Snap Inc. Notable figures like Asheesh Birla, Ron Conway, Ripple co-founder Chris Larsen, Jeff Lawson, Jen Pahlka, and Jason Wheeler also joined the group, underscoring the project’s ambitious scope.
In what can only be described as a monumental *facepalm*, 13 Republican lawmakers decided to do the unthinkable and break ranks with their party. They sided with the Democrats to block a vote that could’ve brought the GENIUS Act, the CLARITY Act, and the Anti-CBDC Surveillance Act to the floor. These bills are supposed to make the U.S. the undisputed leader in the digital asset game, but clearly, a few people in the House weren’t buying it. Not today, not ever.
Trading at a humble $3,160, Ethereum squints towards the shimmering horizon of $3,400, that tantalizing next level of resistance. Analysts, those wise but often perplexing soothsayers, suggest that a steady flow of corporate money and ETF cheerleaders will hoist ETH even higher in the near future. 🤑
