qfx So what’s going on, you ask? In a plot twist that nobody expected, Bitcoin miners have decided to stop offloading their precious metals… erm, digital coins. Instead of flooding the market with their loot, they’ve decided to sit tight, removing a big chunk of the selling pressure. Looks like they’re betting on something juicy happening soon! 🍿
The Depository Trust and Clearing Corporation (DTCC), that stalwart guardian of financial order, has recently popped a few digital asset ETFs onto its eligibility list. 🧾 Among the lucky chaps are Fidelity’s FSOL, Canary’s XRPC, and Canary’s HBR, tracking the antics of XRP, SOL, and HBAR, respectively. Quite the trio, what?
After a valiant but ultimately futile attempt to outwit the PPI and CPI, Bitcoin faced a double whammy: inflation’s sly wink and unemployment claims’ cheerful leap from 235K to 263K. Yet, like a drunkard clinging to a lamppost, the market staggered forward. The S&P 500 and BTC, both grinning like Cheshire cats, ignored the chaos, no doubt plotting their next move while sipping tea with the Federal Reserve’s rate-cut specter. 🍵
Behold, Ethereum, the noble steed of the crypto realm, has stirred from its slumber. After a September of consolidation, it now prances with a bullish vigor, its weekly candle a testament to its ambition. Up by 3%, it whispers of higher realms, its gaze fixed on the $4,868 resistance-a mere 6% leap from its current perch at $4,500. Might it breach the $5,000 barrier by month’s end? Ah, the folly of prediction! Yet, one cannot help but dream of new record highs, like a lover’s promise on a moonlit night. 🌕
Founded back in 2018 (which feels like eons ago at this point), this pan-African fintech superstar doesn’t just stop at moving money. Oh no! They’re into remittances, cross-border payments, virtual Visa cards, stock investing, and those fancy stablecoin rails that everyone keeps talking about. Thanks to their lightning integration, you can now send cash faster than your ex can ghost you! 💔💸 Say goodbye to those old, grumpy fiat rails that break down more often than my motivation on a Monday morning! 🚧
Now, while a more modest 25bps move seems as certain as my morning coffee (which is saying something), there are murmurs of a bigger cut swirling around like an unexpected plot twist in your least favorite rom-com. And what about our beloved crypto market? It’s like asking how a puppy feels about a thunderstorm-uncertain, maybe a little skittish. 🐶🌩️
At the time of this ludicrous chronicle, ONDO perched at $1.09-a modest 8% daily gain, though still languishing 50% below its December 2024 peak of $2.14 (ah, the fickle memory of crypto investors!). Trading volume, that fickle mistress, surged 85.5% to $485.39M, while derivatives traders, those eternal optimists, piled in with a 14% open interest increase. Futures volume? A casual $1.38B-just pocket change, really. 💸
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Crypto exchanges, the beating heart of digital markets, have become the stage where liquidity and speculation waltz in a tango of price formation. In the halcyon days of the 2010s, Mt. Gox was the awkward teen of the crypto world-now, by 2025, the scene is a glittering ballroom of giants and specialists. Centralized vs. decentralized? It’s less a battle and more a flirtation, with Hyperliquid waltzing in on-chain liquidity like a digital Romeo.
Let us, then, like curious spectators at a clandestine masquerade, delve into the labyrinth that compels today’s grand ascension.